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The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines
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MissChanandlerBong-
Complete, First published Feb 11, 2017
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❝I know these are cheesy but I feel grate.❞

(pun totally intended)


Here are some cheesiest, lamest and funniest pick-up lines.


#56 in humor on 07/05
#78 in humor on 28/03 & 1/04
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