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This Is How I Die

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funny humor idkwhatelsetowrite life

Why is it when someone important dies there's always this scene where it's cold and rainy?? 
Or when they go to bury the said important person it's cold and rainy!! 
Like why can't there be sun and a steady breeze of nice cool air. 
Why can't the people enjoy the happy memories of the person!! 
But I'm trailing off, hi my name is Lynn and this is my story on how I died.All Rights Reserved

funny humor idkwhatelsetowrite life

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Sat, Feb 11, 2017

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