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The Hitchhiker's Guide to General Nonsense

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Parts 13
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The crossover of QuizUp and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Don't expect it to be on par with Douglas Adams' works, and expect it to be as low quality as security camera footage of a robbery (seriously, it's 2017). Nods to the original creator, the man himself, Douglas Adams (even if he's FUCKING DEAD) and Radiohead for both being fantastic. As you can tell, lots of swearing and just messed-up content. So I present to you, the Hitchhiker's Guide to General Nonsense.

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The Famoux (Wattpad Books Edition) by famouxx

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Mother's Hand by Tim

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Between The Crystals by CrystalScherer

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Prospect: Paradigm by thepaulbianchi

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True (Male x Male) (Wattys Winner 2021) by Evan_Binley

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