**WARNING!**
CONTAINS INFINITE RANTS, WEIRD EPISODES OF MY APPARENTLY NORMAL LIFE, IMPOSSIBLE TYPOS, FREAKING SHORT ENTRIES, CASUAL CUSSING, STUFF WRITTEN IN CAPS LOCK SIMPLY BECAUSE I FORGET TO TURN IT OFF, UGLY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES [BEWARE SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS].
This is just the life of a teenager, aka me. I'll be posting as much as I can, BUT I may forget from time to time.
Welcome to my domain. Have a sweet ride & buy a souvenir shirt for your dog [which will never actually wear it, because dogs don't wear shirts for a fact. Google it. But you simply liked the shirt and thought that it would look nice on your pet, and only after you bought it you actually realized how useless it would be since you even got the wrong size. Because you are such a thoughtful person which didn't want to harass the shop lady, you decided to keep it and hang it on your freezer with magnets. And it's been there ever since].
**IMPORTANT!**
ANY NAMES OF THE PEOPLE I MENTION ARE MADE UP. AS MUCH AS THEY MAY ANNOY ME SOMETIMES, I WILL NOT VIOLATE THEIR PRIVACY.
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.