RANDOMNESS TWO DUCKERS (Book Two of WROR.)
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Somebody once told me the world is macaroni
so I took a bite out of a tree
it tasted kinda funny so I spitted out a bunny
and the bunny started pooping on me eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Welcome to the world of Frodie!
Where the fun never ends, and the memes will never die.
Come to the book if you're feeling down, and I'll turn that smile upside down!
If I'm unsuccessful, well think of things that me and George have done.
Chased Umbridge with a flaming dragon!
Got Peeves to actually listen to us in giving Umbridge hell!
@-ravensgreen made the cover.
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