Rapunzel

Have you ever heard of a fairy tale? You know, one's like Snow White, Humpty Dumpty, or Jack and the Beanstalk. Fairy tales are told so many times over that they begin to lose their originality. Storytellers come along and find something they think would suit the story better. Before long the story has completely changed and people like me are left to look at the world as complete idiots.
How would I know what that feels like? Well that's simple you see--my name is Rapunzel and I am a fairy tale character. I've heard so many different versions of my story that it's upsetting. People all over have turned me into some sort of helpless princess looking for a prince charming to get her to safety.
Typical you would do something like that. It's what you people want to hear, isn't it? Well, that's why I'm here, to tell you the real story, the truth. I was no bum who sat around hopelessly in her tower. No man came for me, I had to save myself, and that's exactly what I did.