50 Shades of Crap
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  • Reads 3,006
  • Votes 187
  • Parts 3
  • Time 20m
Complete, First published Feb 13, 2017
On an ordinary day Dean likes his job.  Except when the 50 Shades of Grey movies come out.  Then he wishes he worked anywhere except a movie theater.  It's his job to sell the tickets, but he has to make sure it's only to people over age 18.  Easier said than done.  So many try to sneak past him.  Is it so hard to make sure you have your ID or have someone with an ID to buy the tickets for them?  When a perky redhead and her friend try to buy tickets without an ID, it's looking to be the same sad story he'd been facing all night.  Except the girl calls her older brother to come down and buy the tickets for them.  He's as fond of the movie series as Dean is, and irritated that he was dragged down to buy the tickets.  Until he lays eyes on Dean.  So maybe doing a favor for his sister wasn't that bad...
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