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Swear Replacements

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Reads 273
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

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Do the words that come out of your mouth sound like %*#$&@#.  #*&$@/ing  #%*&$@%?
Would Steve Rogers tell you to mind your language? 
Can't get your words through the Animal Jam chat filters?
WELL, come here, where instead of washing your mind out with soap, we give you some strange but quality swear word replacements such as:
HOLY SCHIST!!! (Schist is a type of rock ;D)
OH MY FRICK FRANGLIN PINEAPPLES
and of course: THE ELDER SWEAR, CENSORED VERSION:
Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) AlakazamAll Rights Reserved

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