Swear Replacements
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  • Reads 271
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  • Parts 3
  • Time <5 mins
owca1000
Ongoing, First published Feb 14, 2017
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Do the words that come out of your mouth sound like %*#$&@#.  #*&$@/ing  #%*&$@%?
Would Steve Rogers tell you to mind your language? 
Can't get your words through the Animal Jam chat filters?
WELL, come here, where instead of washing your mind out with soap, we give you some strange but quality swear word replacements such as:
HOLY SCHIST!!! (Schist is a type of rock ;D)
OH MY FRICK FRANGLIN PINEAPPLES
and of course: THE ELDER SWEAR, CENSORED VERSION:
Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam
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In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

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