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What, Fun!

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What would life be like if hands were feet?
  What would happen if an alien species came to earth?
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  This book is full of hypothetical questions and how I would answer them. No chapters are alike... or are they. Please don't expect good grammar and spelling... or should you? And please, please, please, PLEASE,  DON'T CLICK READ... or should you...(reverse phycology works wonders doesn't it...............or does it?)All Rights Reserved

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Empowered by MelRose518

As the narrator, I'm tempted to simply write "Middle Finger" because that is essentially what you'll feel like I'm giving you in telling this story. However, for the sake of not being a complete dick, I'll write a little more than just a description of a disrespectful gesture. This story can aptly be described as crude and deranged. As you may have surmised, a crazy person will be telling this story, and the characters involved are indeed also all crazy in their own special ways. So, given this exercise in mental illness, the topics touched on (in no particular order) in this tale are destruction, death, superpowered wackos, torture, pain, loneliness, chaos, the will to survive, never giving up, giving up and not giving a shit, the desire to protect, failing to protect and causing more trouble than was already present, disappointing and/or abusive parental figures, bullies, unjust punishments, just punishments, racism, violent and usually superpowered fights, sci-fi gadgets, bitterness, sarcasm, twisted and demented comedy, control or lack thereof, weird and awkward high school drama, lies and brainwashing, alien aggression, moral ambiguity, unhinged villains, fantastical weapons, a piece of shit main character, conditional friendship, a fuck load of musical references, anger, fear, depression, extra-dimensional creatures, godly powers, various esoteric connections, pop culture references, and of course, in general, superpowers.

24 Hours In The Past (Volume 2) by Landiahazak

There are so many creatures that once roamed planet Earth, our own little oasis in the vast expanse of the desert we call the cosmos. But what were these creatures like? What would their everyday lives have been like? Well I'm here to answer those questions. In every episode we'll take a look at a day in the life of one of these creatures. Whether it be the apex predator of its environment or a small creature at the bottom of the food chain, there's never a dull moment in the lives of these amazing creatures. So join me, as we travel back in time and meet the creatures that once roamed this planet. Note: As time passes, there's a strong possibility that my book will becomes less accurate as we discover more and more about Earth's past. But for now my book will provide the currently most accurate information we have. Also some of the creatures that are depicted in the episodes may not have been discovered in the exact location that this story takes place in, but rather in the areas around it. Also, all of the pictures or videos belong to their respective owners.

Re-turn to love by urtotwriter

jungkook got a chance to Re-turn and made different choices. this time instead of letting one misunderstanding ruin his marriage life, he will do everything to safe his husband from a miserable life and death.. blf give his son a family and a parent that his baby deserves.. . . . I have a request please if you are not liking the story,, it's pace or any character,, plz ,, you just stop reading at that point... .. .. .. You are not bound to read or vote ,, you are free to leave ... .. .. Kindly be humble and keep others feelings in mind while commenting and messaging....

love of mine (Taekook) by urtotwriter

Taehyung is everything but a conventional alpha, he was kind, adorable and insanely handsome. His mother died while giving him birth. Taehyung's father died while saving younger son of head alpha from a rogue attack. He get to know who his mate is at his 18th birthday , but he never told anyone because he knew his mate will never accept him. jeon jungkook , younger son of head alpha is a heavenly beautiful male omega with tattoos, piercings ,abs and baby like face. Every alpha wants him, yet he didn't gave attention to any of them, he wants to live his life on his own terms. His parents were worried about his rude and arrogant behaviour. will they be able to love each other for forever or will fall apart.?? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I have a request please if you are not liking the story,, it's pace or any character,, plz ,, you just stop reading at that point... You are not bound to read or vote ,, you are free to leave ... Kindly be humble and keep others feelings in mind while commenting and messaging.... Start:- July 12, 23 End:- oct 8, 23

Taekook Part 2 by urtotwriter

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Not So Different, yet as Different as Can Possibly Be by AzekhArhiman

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Broken promises(taekook) by urtotwriter

Almost everything jungkook knew about his husband of three years was a lie.. . . How much taehyung would hurt his husband to protect him from getting hurt .. . . . Read to know their journey from marriage to divorce to something more...

Apocalypse: The Healer's Story by Devilbesideyou1320

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Shawn Mendes Imagines [COMPLETED] by Sky_Power747

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State of Mind by knherzner

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Empowered

As the narrator, I'm tempted to simply write "Middle Finger" because that is essentially what you'll feel like I'm giving you in telling this story. However, for the sake of not being a complete dick, I'll write a little more than just a description of a disrespectful gesture. This story can aptly be described as crude and deranged. As you may have surmised, a crazy person will be telling this story, and the characters involved are indeed also all crazy in their own special ways. So, given this exercise in mental illness, the topics touched on (in no particular order) in this tale are destruction, death, superpowered wackos, torture, pain, loneliness, chaos, the will to survive, never giving up, giving up and not giving a shit, the desire to protect, failing to protect and causing more trouble than was already present, disappointing and/or abusive parental figures, bullies, unjust punishments, just punishments, racism, violent and usually superpowered fights, sci-fi gadgets, bitterness, sarcasm, twisted and demented comedy, control or lack thereof, weird and awkward high school drama, lies and brainwashing, alien aggression, moral ambiguity, unhinged villains, fantastical weapons, a piece of shit main character, conditional friendship, a fuck load of musical references, anger, fear, depression, extra-dimensional creatures, godly powers, various esoteric connections, pop culture references, and of course, in general, superpowers.