Lord Voldemort and the Great Joint
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MatureComplete Wed, Feb 15, 20177m
Voldemort is a bit of a hot-head. I've always wondered how it would be if someone had given him a joint. He probably would have chilled right out and it would have saved a lot of people problems. I decided to write a story about it, wanna see?
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