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Lord Voldemort and the Great Joint

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Reads 68
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Parts 3
Time 7m

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Voldemort is a bit of a hot-head. I've always wondered how it would be if someone had given him a joint. He probably would have chilled right out and it would have saved a lot of people problems. I decided to write a story about it, wanna see?All Rights Reserved

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Granger to Riddle cover

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For My Dogstar

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