The Incompetent Time Travellers
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  • Reads 2,671
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 53m
ashtsk
Ongoing, First published Feb 15, 2017
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Ever wondered why so many bad things have happened to you? Yeah, that's probably because time travellers are trying to kill you. 
A three part tale on time travellers who had one job: 
Silvertip, a time traveller, is sent on multiple missions, to restore order to the universe, and fails, multiple times. 
The anniversary of the Titanic Sink is coming soon, and the Clockwork Travel Agency is giving out free tickets. 
Stephen Hawking is having a dinner party exclusively for time travellers, but who will show up? 

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Chrono Virus

7 parts Complete

It was supposed to be just another cargo run, but for Ken Mallory and the three-person crew of the Raven, an anomaly in deep space changes everything. An unexplained turbulence shakes the small ship like never before, allowing a deadly virus aboard. One by one the infected crew is thrown back in time to relive a near-death experience, only this time death may be closer than they remember. *** Add CHRONO VIRUS on GoodReads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16135280-chrono-virus FINISHED THIS STORY AND WANT **MORE**? Read CHRONO VIRUS: FALL OF THE HORIZON for **FREE** at my website www.AaronCrocco.com. Want to own a copy of Chrono Virus? Pick it up here: Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Chrono-Virus-Aaron-Crocco-ebook/dp/B00A67U070/ Is AUDIO more your speed? Get CHRONO VIRUS on audio now from: Audible: http://www.audible.com/pd/Sci-Fi-Fantasy/Chrono-Virus-Audiobook/B00P6SM2NE InEar Entertainment: https://www.inearentertainment.com/shop/chrono-virus

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