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The Incompetent Time Travellers

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Ever wondered why so many bad things have happened to you? Yeah, that's probably because time travellers are trying to kill you. 
A three part tale on time travellers who had one job: 
Silvertip, a time traveller, is sent on multiple missions, to restore order to the universe, and fails, multiple times. 
The anniversary of the Titanic Sink is coming soon, and the Clockwork Travel Agency is giving out free tickets. 
Stephen Hawking is having a dinner party exclusively for time travellers, but who will show up? 

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Vanishing Alley

Do you ever wonder what it would be like if you could travel through time? What if you came into possession of an item that suddenly made that possible, what would you do? While on vacation with her family at their cottage, she walks into an antique shop after seeing an old watch in the window display. After hearing the story the store owner was told, she goes home and thinks about it all week, until she eventually goes back to buy it. True or not, she had planned to buy the watch anyway. Knowing that, realistically, the story couldn't be true, she still can't help but wonder if maybe, just maybe, it was a possibility. When her friends arrive, she shares the story with them, and they end up going on the adventure of a lifetime. So join Clara, Amy, Philip, Jamie and Sara as they travel back in time, to the 1800s.