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Warrior Cats Funny Poofs

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Reads 450
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Parts 15
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IF YOU WANNA LAUGH THIS IS THE PERFECT BOOK YOU WANNA READ!! :D What ever you read and how you laugh all of this came from my imagination

Featherstone: No really  (does flick of da rist)

FEATHERSTONE YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU TO STAP TALKING WHEN IN TALKING!!!! EVERSTONE IS SITTING NICELY AND QUIETLY SHE EARNS A STICKER ( GIVES STICKER)

Featherstone: >:00000000000000000000000000000000000 DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL FIGHT ME!!!

(Featherstone runs off stomping leaving Everstone and me!) :3

Let's continue on shall we Everstone 

Everstone: *nods in agreement

Oka--#!

Featherstone: STUPID

OH NOW YOUR GONNA FIGHT RIGHT!!!

(Featherstone backs up slowly)

Featherstone: 030 OOPSSSSSS

>:< you...mediling kid!!'All Rights Reserved

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