Warrior Cats Funny Poofs
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IF YOU WANNA LAUGH THIS IS THE PERFECT BOOK YOU WANNA READ!! :D What ever you read and how you laugh all of this came from my imagination
Featherstone: No really (does flick of da rist)
FEATHERSTONE YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU TO STAP TALKING WHEN IN TALKING!!!! EVERSTONE IS SITTING NICELY AND QUIETLY SHE EARNS A STICKER ( GIVES STICKER)
Featherstone: >:00000000000000000000000000000000000 DISGRACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL FIGHT ME!!!
(Featherstone runs off stomping leaving Everstone and me!) :3
Let's continue on shall we Everstone
Everstone: *nods in agreement
Oka--#!
Featherstone: STUPID
OH NOW YOUR GONNA FIGHT RIGHT!!!
(Featherstone backs up slowly)
Featherstone: 030 OOPSSSSSS
>:< you...mediling kid!!'
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