The Life and Lies of Sarah P. Ackerman

This is not your typical high school story. If you're looking for a story about a nerdy, introverted girl who falls in love with the mysterious, dark, brooding bad boy, then I suggest you stop reading right now. This is nothing more than the title suggests: the life and lies of me, Sarah P. Ackerman. It's nothing more than me, a chubby, bespectacled girl with frizzy hair and no redeeming qualities, and my experiences in the living hell that is high school.
(Warning: some profanity.... okay, maybe lots of profanity. What do you expect-- it's high school, for Pete's sake!)