The Laffy Taffy Jokes
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Ok so this story type thing consists of some of the best to the worst Laffy taffy jokes, you all should know what those are, you know the candy that is ever so tasty and can be found almost anywhere so yeah you remember now well now I’m going to give you a joke, I’m going to tell you what I thought and then you tell me what you think, got it? Great!
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