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FUCK HUMANS

Purple_Ghost_1782

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Reads 118,092
Votes 6,998
Parts 20
Time 50m

Purple_Ghost_1782

alexander hamilton john lams laurens mermaid

John is in his third year of college, he is studying Marine Biology.

Laurens loves the ocean and everything that has to do with it more than anything in this world, specially turtles, turtles are the best. 

That's why he goes to the beach that's near the college everyday. 

And I mean, every single day.

But one day John will discover something he wasn't supposed to, and the worst part?

He fell in love with it.

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OH MY GOD AM I REALLY DOING A MERMAID AU!? I HAVE ARRIVED TO THE MAXIMUM LEVEL OF TRASHINES! AND THAT ISNT EVEN A WORD.All Rights Reserved

alexander hamilton john lams laurens mermaid

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