Sarcasm Noted
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Last published Wed, May 9, 2018
I hope you realize you made me blush. Son of an ass.
Did you just call my mama an ass?
I didn't mean it that way..
Can't 'pologiz now K (;
What are you? A fucking rapper? " 'pologiz "
Hey hey hey. Don't judge my lifestyle princess.
princess?
She knew since the simple conversation of the jackass and the sarcastic princess would become a quite awful friendship that would last years, what she didn't know was how much he was going through and how much he needed her.
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