Adorbs Is What He Said
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Imagine being alone in a supermarket looking for some brownies when some guy a very hot guy comes out of nowhere claiming he has brownies, do you follow him, no obviously, right?Anyone with common sense knows not to follow 'The Guy'

Well Malia Tate isn't the brightest person, she decides to follow the guy to the treasure chest of brownies, one thing led to another she finds herself in a sickly pink bakery with a blonde wig in a Miss Piggy costume serving costumers pastries.

The boy who promised the oh so stupid potato head brownies, said she couldn't get what she wanted unless she gave him what he wanted, and no it isn't dirty you anti-holy water freaks, although he could give her an advantage 'Adorbs' is what he said.
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