The Westbury Faery or some shit

Is it a plane? is it a bee? Or can it be a fucking fairy? The skepticism is strong with this one, says Professor McDeldue, he has been made fun of plenty of times with his unfortunate anagram of a surname. He knows that what he says is true and he knows the ignorant will always make fun of those who will always be proven right in the end, on his website, he compares himself to Galileo and Da Vinci. Having invented the Fairy Detector, it was a highly complicated machine capable of displaying information and colors into people's eyes. He had helpers from the far eastern land of China to manufacture it.

His grandson watches and nodded at every word he said. Slowly watching the dementia eats and devour him.