Assassins creed chatroom (Texts) / AND ASK THEM

All the assassins + Our favorite templars, and Isu get a group chat and move in together.
Shaun is sick of this shit, Desmond is constantly afraid of Juno, Vidic, Clay when he's being weird again.
Edward and Ezio have that bromance, although Edward is usually crushing Ezio playfully, Ezio is in complete pain.
Jacob and Arno despise each other, stealing cookies, teasing, luring crazed fangirls at their door and recording it... yeah... don't ask.
Desmond is probably the only one with common sense
Bayek is usually uncomfortable with a lot of comments these assassins make, also being the father figure for the creed.
And the pyromaniac author who usually gets excluded and celery was thrown at her, she also has somewhat common sense but usually stuck uncomfortably in a room with her enemy... the crazed drooling fangirl who believes everyone loves her. (Trust me, the author character is not op what so ever or scary in any way but not exactly bad weird, but as weird as the others)
If ur getting a little sick of all these funny chapters there are like 4 serious chapters lol
We got all ur needs!!
(A/N: Euro-racism and arrogance in this because i was like 12 when i wrote this)