Laughing Stories

idea by @s0m3th1n3 ★★◆◆◆

Meet Gunther Tanaka, the world's most questionable scientist. Driven by a budget that screams "desperation" and a curiosity that screams "madness," Günther decides that "Premium Dog Delight" is a perfectly acceptable lunch. Spoiler: It really wasn't. After a bizarre diet consisting entirely of dog kibble, rat food, and salted nuts, Günther transforms into a biological disaster zone. He sprouts tails, develops oversized rodent teeth, and gains the involuntary, highly inconvenient superpower of uncontrollable high-pitched squeaking. What follows is a chaotic, panic-inducing flight from Tokyo to Osaka, pursued by paranoid Russian drone-pigeons and his own crumbling sanity. His grand journey eventually reaches its peak: he evolves into a massively obese, gluttonous giant rat-monarch. He is now comfortably retired in a remote cave in Timor-Leste, where he spends his days being the undisputed king of rocks, shadows, and silence, waiting for the next tourist to wander in so he can unleash his signature squeak.

"Your hand is too big for a girl." "G-girl? "You said...girl?" She repeated, stressing the word "girl." She looks so puzzled as she stares at me, then leans forward. "You thought..." She pointed at herself. "...I am a girl?" She pauses... then lets out a loud laugh, "All along... You thought..." She just kept laughing. That was it. That was the laugh in the mansion that I heard. "Bell," she slowly kneels, rests an arm on her lap, then reaches and gently brushes my hair from my face, locking her eyes with mine, "I am NOT a girl." --- Bell, a pianist who was once a very joyful and loud girl, has gone quiet as the pandemic took the thing that made her noise sound like music: her father. Her grief literally made her world quiet, drowning her and the sound that's part of her...floating her away from reality. The only thing that keeps her swimming is the music she's blasting as loud as it gets to her. As she tries to move forward, she meets a stranger... who also happens to be the stranger that she hears laughing in a mysterious mansion near her house. A stranger whom she always thought to be a girl... suddenly has a deep voice? As everything becomes clearer, she also realizes that there is so much more to the identity of the girl laughing in the mansion.

Who could have ever know that one boy could change your entire life? Nikki is a young girl who lost both of her parents. She mourned for them and now lives with her sister. She meets a wonderful guy but there is something off about him. He seems mysterious and every time she brings up stuff about his parents he always ignores her and changes the subject. Will she ever find out what's going on in his life?

Strictly on jokes By ishaq ab

H3llo this is basically a book of multiple funny short stories

ON HOLD He stared at me, his usually bright, blue eyes were now filled with anger and hatred. I forced my eyes away from his as I stared at his arms, the sleeves of his black hoodie were rolled up, revealing his pale arms from which rivers of scarlet blood cascaded down. I inhaled the cold air around me, shaking my head. Kyle was once a boy I was sure I could call my best friend, but behind a fake smile, there was a lot I didn't know about him...

Some of these are creepy stories I've heard and due to the definition of creepypasta,(a sub category of horror concentrating on psychological means of scaring you) are in fact then considered as Creepypasts. Also some of them are mine:);)Enjoy! BTW how do I in delete this account? I accidentally deleted it about 4months ago and I can't escape this pitch black until I can unlock it so I can be free. Free from being trapped. On my wattpad app, FOREVER.

um hello my middle name is weird lol xD enjoy..

Not good with description so you guys are gonna have to read the book to know And just to let you guys know I will be changing some stuff up in my book not in the actual webtoon in my fanfic story, so I'm not gonna change someone else's work I'm only making a fanfiction about this webtoon so I'm not changing the actual webtoon story

There have been weird...incidents happening around your neighborhood. I wonder who is up to this?

Laughter is the best medicine It's a book full of MEMES! hilarious random , relatable memes. MEMES ARE AMAZING! Right? I've collected way too many memes and so I thought I'll share with y'all so we can all laugh together! None of these memes belong to me . They are all collected from various places. So credits to the amazing makers. now that you are reading this please go on and check out the book to make me smile 🙂 hope you enjoy!

This is just facts about some of your favorite characters in the Creepypasta!! I don't know everything about them, but I decided to write down what I do know about the few I know. So I hope you enjoy!!

Imagine aphmau as a shadow lord's daughter also as the daughter of Lady Irene this is the outcome so enjoy. Also don't judge me I'm only nine years old . And I suck at writing so yeah anyways enjoy.

Warning: This book contains jokes about sensitive topics. None of these jokes are meant to be offensive. There will be some sensitive topics: Death Children Murder Abortion Sex Orphans and More As the author, I will write the topic of that joke, before you read it, so you will have the ability to leave the book or skip to the next joke. Again, this book is just for fun and isn't meant to be offensive, also this book does not reflect any of my personal views.

You are a teenager who has been physically and verbally abused by your father since your mother died. He was always drunk and would act terribally towards you. You kept your sanity through music. One day your father murders you and takes your heart. You come back to life but different, you had a hunger, a hunger for some thing not humanly. You were craving a human organ that was juicy and the most important organ to a human. The Heart.

This is a dream journal, so, it's going to be very strange 🙃 I literally have the most random, imaginative, weird dreams that manage to be based on things I've read and real events, but also not based on them at all. You have to read to understand 😂 _______________________________________ #26 Dream Journal 6/11/19 | #47 Dreaming 05/06/19 #26|#15 Earrings 26/06/19

Ingrid Dowel is taking a trip to Los Angeles for a month because of a hurricane that's suppose to hit Washington. She makes two friends but falls in love with one and then it creates drama to there friendships or relationships.....