Истории 2018undiscovered1k

"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape" Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.

A slice of life story featuring some exceptional individuals! Persona's Mitsuru and Aigis travel to San Fransokyo for a business meeting with Hiro and Wasabi of Big Hero 6. The rest of Hiro's friends are also present, and discoveries and friendships are made.

Marianne Marshall is the facilities manager for an expansive high-rise building in downtown Chicago. Working late one night, she discovers all of the exits locked and the security system disabled. And she is not alone. A maniacal killer prowls the offices and corridors of the high-tech 67-story building. So begins a deadly game of cat and mouse as Marianne must fight for her life and elude a psychopath with nothing to lose. From a screenplay written by Fred Walton & Steve Feke ("When a Stranger Calls"), "Trapped" was a made-for-television film that premiered on the USA network in 1989. Produced by MCA Entertainment Television (now Universal Television), the author owns no rights associated with the characters or story. No profit has been made from this material. Please sign the petition for Universal Studios to release "Trapped" on DVD, as it was only ever available on VHS and has long been out of print: https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/trapped-1989

Harry Potter Universe story, One hundred and twenty years after the defeat of Voldemort and his daughter, Delphin, Dreogan Gaunt, signed in Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry from birth, starts his first year in the shadow of his family's actions. As the threat of another war looms over the Wizarding community Dreogan tries to overcome the prejudice against him and his name.

This is the story of a faraway land that once had three princess that set on a journey to find the perfect gift for their mother's birthday. But what do you give a women who has everything? During their search, they get lost, fall into danger, and one of them gets captured. With the help of their new friends the two younger princesses must find a way to save their sister from an awful witch who wants to take over the kingdom.

Do you want biting political and cultural satire which cleverly and expertly sends up the idea of national and cultural stereotypes of our times and exposes the raw fetidness of our global iconographic zeitgeist? Well tough! There now follows a very very serious disclaimer that you will ignore at your peril ... i really mean it! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED AND BELONG TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK: SCOTS, WELSH, NORTHERN IRISH, IRISH CATHOLICS, COCKNEYS, CHAVS, UPPER CLASS ENGLISH TWATS, RELIGIOUS CHRISTIANS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, HOMOSEXUALS, RESIDENTS OF WATFORD, THE ACTOR ROBERT CARLYLE, THE WORKING CLASSES, UNEMPLOYED DOLE SCROUNGERS, THE AUTHOR'S FRIEND DANIEL SKELTON, REPUBLICAN AMERICANS, SOUTHERN STATES AMERICANS, CHRISTIAN MIDWEST AMERICANS WITH TRADITIONAL VALUES, ANY AMERICAN, TRANSVESTITES, SUPPORTERS OF THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL SQUAD, IRANIANS, EX PRESIDENT OF IRAN MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD, SYRIANS, BASHAR AL ASSAD, WAYNE ROONEY, BELGIUMS, AGATHA CHRISTIE, THE FRENCH, YAHOO MESSAGE BOARD COMMENTATORS, SOUTH AMERICAN CRIME CARTELS, PRIESTS AND REVERENDS, THE WRITER OF THIS BOOK, PALESTINIANS, ARABS IN GENERAL, OLD YIDDISH MEN, THE FICTIONAL OLLAWONGA TRIBE OF DARKEST AFRICA, THE WRITER AND READERS OF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, THE CHINESE AND TONY BLAIR. IF YOU BELONG TO THE FOLLOWING PLEASE READ THE BOOK WITHOUT FEAR OF OFFENSE: ITALIANS. What are the Ethereals? Some say they are the personifications of iconic and stereotypical energies given life by our collective beliefs and imagination. Others say they started as humans and evolved for much the same reasons given above. Both viewpoints have a basis in truth. WARNING: The following piece of hack work contains levels of swearing, depraved activity and violent situations sufficient enough to have Jihadi John puking up his guts.

Jazzmyne Castro has a stick up her ass. Well, at least that's what her fellow high school students say about her, though never to her face. Apparently, society, or more specifically the conventions of social interaction, dictates that part of being a decent person is being sensitive enough not to place insult on someone who has suffered a loss of a loved one recently. One must wait for a couple of years, which is, at the least, 2 years. Jazzmyne is well aware of this description of her though she never addresses this. Maybe she simply doesn't care enough, but most likely she just can't deny it. However, she'd much prefer if they use the word haughty, no- Hauteur. Yes, that's more like it.

Tensions are rising within the forest between the three Clans. FogClan and PineClan are at each other's throats over a piece of territory, and MarchClan is sitting by idly. After an unusually long leafbare and an uncharacteristically cold newleaf, everyone is on edge. Battles between FogClan and PineClan are becoming more frequent, more deadly. The last thing anyone needs is a dark and foreboding prophecy hanging over their heads, let alone one that makes no sense. Unable to decipher the message from their ancestors, Lilystar is left wondering how to protect FogClan from an unknown danger, unaware that one cat, one mistake, could tear them apart. How hollowed can a heart get?

Fate is all. Destiny is written and every single mortal is beholden to the whims of the Gods. Except one. Her thread broke. Deliberately or on purpose? You will find out. Swanhilde possesses an abundance of beauty but not much in the way of wit and character. She is a vain and shallow girl, convinced of her own superiority and that the poets will sing eddas to celebrate her loveliness. In reality she is fated to only be a minor player in the saga of the hero Hrolf Ironborn, a warrior of reknown who she drove away with her constant rejection. So it is written and so it must be. But then something changes, a moments lapse by a Wyrd sister, and Fate is broken.

Nineteen year old Elle Lance is not your typical Irish girl, she moved to London, England when she graduated high-school to find success, but ended up working in a hair salon. When she auditioned for a singing competition with a song that had touched her heart, she got more than she bargained for... Friendship, Success, Maybe even love... you never know... Join Elle on her journey; will she make it as a solo artist? Read to find out. X-

The Curos. You likely have no idea what that word means, nor what kind of people they are - that would be because they aren't people. The Curos are the messengers and workers of Cupid. In Cupid's stead they roam the world with the aim of spreading love - with over 7 billion people in the world, there's no way even a God can help with every single issue. Curos 27 is one of these messengers, and he goes about his days doing the little things - with a touch or a move - that change the course of love. This is all done from behind a veil that renders him invisible to our eye. It all runs without incident until he meets an anomaly - a woman by the name of Naomi, who runs her own café in a quaint little town. He is startled by their first encounter, but his curiosity gets the better of him and he decides to stick around. He slowly gets to know her better and learns the reasons behind her unique sight past the veil. He becomes determined to help her fight against it so that she can be like all other humans once more. But with all the twists and turns that his decision brings, who ever said it was going to be easy? 1st place in Romance in The Blue Rose Awards (September)! 1st place in Romance in The Adventure Awards! 1st place in Romance in The Belle Amé Awards 2k18! Joy's Judge's Pick in The Teddy Bear Awards! The cover attempt is by me... XD Highest ranking: #16 in Eros! (17/09/2018) #756 in God (out of 2.1k stories)! (03/11/2018)

|| WATTYS 2016 || Madeline Jacobs is sociable, intelligent, and confident with herself and all those around her. She was perfectly content with her life in Florida and she had her life planned out. Being suddenly whisked away to a pretentious place like Los Angeles, she doesn't know what to do, but to try to go with the flow. Tyler Colton is a charming, nonchalant, and smart jock. Star Quarterback on his football team, a member of the elitist popular group, and the owner of the world-renowned smile that could knock any girl into his bed. Why be committed when he had such a wide array of girls by his side? The answer? Friday night lights, pulsating adrenaline, and a girl isn't afraid to say no.

This is a short fantasy story --a fairy tale or legend, if you will-- of a young lizard who saw more potential in himself than anyone else, and he is how dragons came to be. I hope you like it! :)

A retired MON black ops agent tries to adjust to life as a normal citizen but this all changes when he encounters a mamano in peril. Will he return to his training and come to her aid? How will this fateful encounter change his life? Special Collaboration Epilogue w/Alleskeins Added. Story Complete. **Book Cover Updated 12-01-2021** #TUBA2019

Em was always unlucky in love until she met Ben. The guy that was going to turn her life upside down. Em went from never holding a guys hand to landing her dream guy. Would the two survive everything that life throws at them? Could Ben be patient? Could Em accept her love for Ben?

A college girl decides to sneak into an old abandoned graveyard on the outskirts of town seeking inspiration and a photograph to use to write her term paper for her creative writing Class. Unfortunately, the old graveyard she has chosen is cursed and just so happens to be seeking one more permanent resident.

A collection of poems. Cover by @sereneur