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A French and Italian guy getting romantic

A marriage bound by politics, sealed with silence. Alice Guo and Senator-to-be Risa Hontiveros are forced into a three-year contract that promises power, not love. But in a world where loyalty is currency and affection is strategy, even the most calculated hearts can falter.

Here are some actual quotes that have come out of my friends' mouths. Enjoy. There are swears and possibly inappropriate references so just read at your own risk. I don't own any of the memes so don't come at me.

i am 12 years old here are my anime fantasies

An abused killer transferring to cell 13 and have meat someone

I'm gonna was your wondering what y'all are.

hmmm

cause girl i was made for you (pls this is fake asf)

#18 in 420 Bradley Oaks met Chad Ashton almost twenty years ago now, back when they were eleven. Growing up, they were both school stars; adored by the girls, admired by the boys and feared by the teachers. They had anything and everything they could've wished for. Twenty years on, and nothing's changed in their solid friendship. Except of course, Brad has piles of debt, addictions and almost thirty ex-girlfriends while Chad is married to his high school sweetheart. But will any of that stop the blooming feelings between them? - - - - - - - - - - - - Satirical Comedy - VERY EDGY If you think you will get offended by harmless (but quite controversially edgy) jokes about sensitive topics, DO NOT READ. I repeat, DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE DANKNESS. *originally made to mock alpha males and homophobias* This book was mainly made just for my friend and I, but if you wanna read it, I'm not gonna stop you uwu

¿Quién nunca pensó en la escuela como una prisión?

"HARITH WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND UNDERSTAND THAT I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE?!" Harith felt himself freeze at the magician's words. The tray he was holding in his firm hands dropping onto the solid ground. He stared right at the blonde haired man right infront of him before storming off into the crowd. His hazel brown eyes watering with soft yet cold tears before he disappeared into the distance. The once angry magician gasped lightly as his emerald eyes watched the Leonin exit the crowded area. His emotions falling into deep guilt once he realized what he had blurted out into the boy's ears. The magician could feel suprised yet angry filled stares around him but he didn't give a damn before his frame sprinted off behind Harith's path. Wishing he could've time travelled from this mess. -- Summary: Harith likes Harley but Harley likes someone else. Harith then slowly starts to drift away from Harley but the fellow magician wont allow the leonin he accidently broke away from his heart. -- Status: [Continuing] Started: April 8, 2021 Finished: --

Einst war alles gut. Er, er hatte keine Sorgen im Leben. Er war ein normaler Junge, doch dann passierte es... Er änderte seinen Namen. Die Beziehung zu seinen Eltern, welche sich kurz zuvor getrennt hatten, geriet auf eine schlechte Bahn. Aber er wusste damit umzugehen und das beste aus dieser Situation zu machen. Und so geschah es...

springtrap and kanye touch cocks and its sexy chicken sandwich

I love roblox my mother was put into forced marriage and I am basically a mistake I want to express my love for roblox I also made this cause I'm bored

A story for my lovely friend.

Six and Nine are the talk of the campus, the perfect couple so people say. While the compliments are nice for them, it hurts someone else. But as Six and Nine are about to find out, there are lots of things that can hurt more than words.

i can post on wattpad now so this is the same story thats on @sm0kinh0t69 account ocs -marie -viktória -bianca -daniela -joseph

ze best of ze memes

Written by Tezz's beloved offliner <3333