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All about Harry Potter jokes, puns, riddles, etc. For those who grew up on the Harry Potter series, the beloved world of magic and spells J.K. Rowling created has defined a big part of our childhood. Harry Potter jokes are searched for nearly 15,000 times per month! The Harry Potter series is one of those sagas that manages to be filled with romance, life-threatening adventures, and comedy all at once. So if you're looking to keep the laughs going and pass on the love, then this curated list of Harry Potter jokes, puns, one-liners, riddles, and even cheesy pick-up lines is your one-stop-shop to make your kid's day and come off kinda cool in the process. So wipe that Sirius look on your face and Slytherin to the funny.

Sa gitna ng maingay na bar, nagtama ang mga mata namin. Ikaw, nakasandal sa counter, naglalaro ng shot glass. Ako, naghahanap ng tao para kausapin. Parang may kuryenteng dumaloy sa katawan ko nang makita kita. Ang ngiti mo, ang tingin mo, ang paraan ng pagtawa mo, lahat nag-udyok sa akin na lapitan ka. "Hi," sabi ko, "pwede ba akong umupo?" Ngumiti ka, "Sure, bakit hindi?" Nagsimula kaming mag-usap. Ikaw, matalino at nakakatawa. Ako, medyo torpe pero nagsusumikap na magpasaya sa'yo. Habang tumatagal ang usapan, mas lalo akong naaakit sa'yo. Ang bawat salita mo, ang bawat kilos mo, nagpaparamdam sa akin ng kakaibang init sa dibdib. "Alam mo ba," sabi ko, "ang ganda mo talaga. Parang gusto kong halikan ka ngayon din." Tumawa ka, "Ang bastos mo naman! Pero sige na nga, halikan mo na ako." At doon, sa gitna ng maingay na bar, nagsimula ang aming kwento. Isang kwentong puno ng pagmamahal, pagnanasa, at medyo bastos na mga biro. Isang kwentong nagsimula sa isang simpleng "hi" at nagtatapos sa isang mahabang, masayang "ikaw lang."

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