Absurd Stories

Nineteen-year-old Wataru Kurebayashi never believed a single act of kindness could ruin a life. After saving a stranger from a violent encounter, he awakens carrying something that was never meant to be his: Nagori, a fragment of another person's identity. The world he stumbles into has always existed in silence. Hidden among ordinary people are Utsuwa-individuals who survive by Harvesting Nagori from others. Every Harvest strengthens them while blurring the line between who they were and who they've become. To refuse is to slowly lose themselves. To accept is to slowly become someone else. Wataru wants neither. As he searches for a way to remain himself without stealing pieces of others, he finds a world divided not by heroes and villains, but by people who have all found different answers to the same impossible question: What is a person, if every part of them came from someone else? His journey draws him into conspiracies that span decades, secret organizations that shape society from the shadows, and philosophies that challenge the very existence of identity itself. Friends become mirrors. Enemies become uncomfortable truths. Every choice leaves a trace, and every trace demands to be carried by someone. In a world where memory can be taken, compassion can kill, and even the self is borrowed, Wataru must decide whether identity is something worth protecting-or whether it was only ever an illusion. NAGORI is a psychological urban fantasy exploring identity, altruism, memory, and the cost of remaining human when humanity itself can be stolen.

What should I gift to my dad for Father's day ? That's what Iris was wondering. After seeing a Youtube video in which two men play around while imitating the powers given from a supposed grimoire, she decides to grab a copy for herself. Follow Iris who through the chapters, always finds another new and weirder way to put herself in danger in order to accomplish her goals. She's herself followed by her best friend Luna, who does her best to keep her safe from her own adventures. You have to see it to believe it, but you must believe in it for you to see it. If hope keeps us alive, then despair is but an aspiration for a better life.

Gather round, children! Pause your Fortnites, switch off your Tiktoks, and pop a Ritalin, for it's time for a story! A delightfully deranged story about the most wonderful time of the year: the apocalypse! A day of wrath! A day of mourning! Christmas trees and gingerbread houses in ashes burning! Clinch your butt-cheeks in horror, boys and girls! Biblically accurate angels have come to the North Pole! They come bearing prophecies of a Pagan purge. Santa Claus must surrender Christmas to the Holy Spirit, or else suffer the wrath of Heaven. Unless, in a last ditch effort, Santa Claus, our lovely Pagan giver of gifts, can kidnap a boy from the human world and train him to be her white knight. But the boy she chooses, Peter, is stupid, cruel, and naughty- the opposite of a hero. With no battle strategy and the Christmas Apocalypse only weeks away, he must learn to fight, to sledge, to bake delicious cookies, and recruit as many yandere Snow Witches, Penguin Queens, and tsun-tsun Peppermint Princesses as he can if he hopes to save Christmas.

In Planet Pop Star where odd creatures, humans and dragons exists, our protagonist, Kirby, starts an adventure to collect at least 7 very important objects to exchange to the legendary comet Nova that has the capacity to make a wish true, and its going to be..............DRAGONS STOP KILLING EVERYONE¡¡¡¡¡

Charlotte Smith is a delusional nerd, and faces cartoonish bullying for it, so when she gets sent to a witch school in a magical world, she runs away from the school as soon as she wakes up. With a twisted ankle, she's caught by a teacher, and they try to take her home, but what if there's something more going on? They SAY they're going to bring her home in a week, but why do they need all this time when a literal CHILD sent her here!? Also, how did they miss a child kidnaping a child from another world in the first place!? Is that something that's easy to hide!? And, also, why are they giving her broomstick riding lessons on the roof? Is that not a safety hazard? Apparently, it isn't. So, will Charlotte actually get home? Will the people at home actually be nice when she comes back...? Also, can Charlotte make friends with the new kid, or is she just too socially awkward for that? How has the class altered the new kid's vision of Charlotte? Is she even in the new kid's good graces anymore? The author does not take responsibility for any triggers, as the author has listed them in the Content Warnings section of the book. Note: Any events, characters, and locations are from the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. All resemblances to real people, events, and locations is entirely coincidental unless stated otherwise by the author. This entire story belongs to the author, and may not be used and/or reproduced in any way, shape, or form without the author's explicit permission. Char Sync, The Isekai'd Witch! is only available on Wattpad. If you see this story anywhere else, or written by anybody other than ArrowYamino, then the story is pirated. A/N: I'm unsure if the MC is mentally ill or not. If you think this should be rated as mature, please tell me.

Stupid Samuel lives in a tiny village that insists it makes sense, even when it doesn't. He tries to understand the world; the world tries nothing at all. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and small adventures that grow larger than anyone expects. This is the extended version of Stupid Samuel's narrative found in "Stupid Samuel and Other Stories."

In the Kingdom of Inspection, beauty is a national weapon. Lord Mansan, the Crown's most handsome asset, leads the Imperial Funeral Knights - serving as the king's eyes to wipe out corruption. The king believes that beauty is the most expesive bait to lure and trap sinners. After all, when Lord Mansan's eyes meet yours... the next sound you hear might be a funeral march.

a death machine with a cute name in various worlds of hurt goes on some real wacky and silly adventures!! THIS FANFIC WILL CONTINUE TO GET MORE CHAPTERS AS TIME PROGRESSES. (or at least try to) this fanfic is for i say "experimental" writing with different media and such.

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The Raven Family Diary follows the everyday lives of an unusual ghost family living in the World of Death-the unseen, metaphysical counterpart of the living world. Here, memories are bought and sold, dreams are stored in banks, names sleep inside forgotten libraries, mirrors can go on strike, and every morning begins with a fresh issue of the Newspaper of Endings. The Raven Family consists of a grandmother who knows far more than she ever says, a father who is constantly looking for his missing head or hand, a mother who never skips the daily newspaper, a curious son and daughter, and their mischievous pet cat, Curse, who somehow causes trouble wherever she goes. Each chapter is a standalone dark fantasy tale filled with surreal humor, strange rules, and quiet mysteries, revealing another piece of a world where ideas are as real as objects-and where every ending is simply another story waiting to begin.

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MY EYES ARE BEING BLINDED WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO DARK MODE (More to be added soon.)

A Collection Of Badly Written Poetry And Fiction Designed To Make You Tear Out Your Eyes And Curse My Name Until The End Of Time...

HASIL PEMIKIRAN SENDIRI JANGAN COPY PASTE !!! "Kita Cuma Mantan... Kok Kayak DLC yang Gak Bisa Di-Uninstall?" Aster Kaivan dan Elara Naresha adalah definisi hubungan yang gagal selesai. Mereka putus karena satu kesalahpahaman yang diperparah oleh kebiasaan Aster memilih diam daripada menjelaskan. Sejak hari itu, status mereka memang berubah menjadi mantan, tetapi hati mereka seolah lupa ikut berpisah. Mereka masih saling mengkhawatirkan, masih menjadi orang pertama yang datang ketika salah satunya kesulitan, masih saling membela tanpa diminta, bahkan masih hafal kebiasaan kecil satu sama lain. Lucunya, mereka terus bersikeras bahwa semua itu hanyalah bentuk kepedulian biasa. Ketika Aster dan Elara mencoba membuka hati untuk orang baru, semuanya justru menjadi semakin rumit. Keano dan Lyra perlahan menyadari bahwa mereka tidak sedang bersaing dengan mantan, melainkan dengan seseorang yang diam-diam masih menjadi rumah bagi hati masing-masing. Hubungan baru itu pun kandas sebelum sempat diberi nama. Di tengah kekacauan hidup, obrolan absurd, meme receh, teori konspirasi yang tidak masuk akal, dan candaan khas Gen Z yang selalu berhasil mengubah tangis menjadi tawa, Aster dan Elara terus berjalan berdampingan tanpa sadar bahwa mereka tidak pernah benar-benar melepaskan satu sama lain. Hingga suatu malam, setelah sama-sama ditinggalkan oleh orang baru, mereka akhirnya berani melakukan percakapan yang selama ini selalu dihindari. Untuk pertama kalinya, Aster mengungkap alasan di balik silent treatment yang menghancurkan hubungan mereka dulu. Namun pengakuan itu justru melahirkan satu pertanyaan yang paling menyakitkan. "Kalau memang kita masih saling mencintai... kenapa baru sekarang kamu menjelaskan semuanya?" Sebuah novel romance-komedi Gen Z yang dipenuhi dialog absurd, tingkah konyol yang bikin tertawa, dan kisah tentang dua orang yang mengira mereka sudah move on, padahal hati mereka hanya sedang berpura-pura lupa jalan pulang. @sofykhana

Christian, a gluttonous police officer from Vienna who's completely fed up with life has his whole world turned upside down when one nightshift he finds himself transported to a strange farm and meets a taking cow called Moment.

"Stupid Samuel and Other Stories" is a literary collection of stories, mostly satirical, commenting on social, political and other issues. This book also contains Interrogative pieces that explore the human condition, including but not limited to, debilitating phobias, alternative reality, and cultural beliefs. #1 in Literature stories (02.08.2026) ----- © 2026 J. Lee Kennedy. All rights reserved. Cover design © 2026 J. Lee Kennedy. Images used in this work belong to their respective copyright holders and are used under license or in accordance with applicable Creative Commons terms. Edited or altered images are copyrighted by the author in their final form.

Welcome! We've got runaway demons, curses, cool fights, kelp, and Satoru Gojo. In a world where cursed spirits lurk unseen and sorcerers risk their lives to keep humanity safe, two runaway members of the Yakujon clan attempt to build a future on their own terms. What begins as a barely functional supernatural agency soon draws them into conflicts that reach far beyond routine exorcisms, forcing them to confront ancient secrets, impossible choices, and the past they thought they had escaped.

Betrayed and murdered in his past life, a cynical former manager is resurrected into a world of magic with a single mission: never to be used again. Armed with unstoppable hypnosis powers, he vows to rule through absolute mesmeric control and serve only himself. There's just one problem... his "OP" abilities are totally bogus, and he's the only one who doesn't know it!