EeV331ution
'Here's your fucking Karma!'
"Those are the words I had yelled in my face my a crazy punk rockstar girl claiming to be the force of Karma."
"Hey, I didn't yell that in your face! Don't you dare put that in the intro, Luke!"
"Oh, yes you did! And that is totally going in the intro."
"Well at least I didn't get my ass murdered."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now stop interrupting my intro will you?"
"*smirking* Sure thing, Ghostie."
"*sigh* Anyway you heard her right. I got murdered, by my ex girlfriend. Sad, right? Well what's worse is I had to go on this whole epic quest with said punk rockstar girl and punk rockstar girl's 'exoctic pet' in order to take revenge on my killer so I can maybe get a chance to rest in peace this century."
"Yeah, so you better buckle your seat belts motherf-"
"Hey, I thought we agreed not to add that there's already enough of you cursing in this book!"
"I said no promises and I will contiune to curse as much as I please! So as I was saying, buckle your seat belts motherfuckers and get ready for the ride of your deaths!"
"*dramatic sigh*"