Истории Alwayssunny

i can't defend myself

I've never really written a fan fiction before but I just have so much to say about Mac and Dennis. Call me gay, whatever. Something about them makes me want to write cute little stories. No nsfw though :)

Kanye West wakes up one morning in Los Angeles with Lil Pump at his side. Although this is a normal, fairly common occurrence, the apocalypse that rages just beyond the doors of Pump's mansion is not. What follows is an incredibly long, convoluted, blasphemous, poorly written book where Kanye's path will cross with that of Danny DeVito, some guy named Jake, Ben Shapiro, Satan himself, another version of himself, and many more. From characters being killed off and reincarnated left and right to the main character switching more than three times, this book is truly one of the worst ever written. Reviews: Bruce T: "This book is hysterical." My English teacher: "Paul, please stop wasting your time on your book and start doing homework. There are exams in three weeks." My dad: "So... You wrote a book about Kanye? *exasperated sigh*" Random stranger: "How did you get in my house? Is that a knife?" My friend's grandma: "This book is funny." Kayla W: ".........." Join me as I disappoint my family, teachers, and even my friends while my life crumbles around me. The Author

Get ready to overdose on coolness

WARNING: VERY HARSH OFFENSIVE DISTURBING LANGUAGE (If you watch Always Sunny, you already know what's up). Dennis has a new conquest that is different from his usual type and The Gang aren't into her.

Mac is officially out and Charlie has news of his own. ~ Slight spoilers/takes place after 12x06

Charlie and Mac, two very straight, very heterosexual men, which means when they kiss, their straightness doubles and combines into ultimate heterosexuality. That's how it works, right? Or at least that's what they think. ~ An 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' fan fiction that is maybe possibly slightly crack-ish

When Mac finally meets a man he can see himself having a relationship he is ecstatic. This isn't just a hook-up but a budding relationship that makes Dennis seethe as he sees his best friend drift away from him. It leaves him wondering if he can keep Mac wrapped around his finger.

"are you here to psychoanalyze us?" "well, you got the psycho part right." IN WHICH MQ hires a new organizational psychologist and things go awry.

It's Always Sunny AU where Mac and Dennis lost touch after high school. Now at the reunion, the two slow dancers reconnect. Realizing the feelings they denied all those years ago are still there.

High school au where Dennis and Mac are sworn enemies