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hiya. this is a book of stuff. fandom jokes, random poems, lyrics, observations, funny things I hear... I don't really have a plan so we'll see how it goes.. this is my first book on wattpad so I hope it goes okay. (Also, I just want to warn you that I probably will swear. I don't swear frequently, but some of these jokes and stuff will need swear words so be prepared if you get offended easily.)

Barney X Megamind is all I can say.

Oi! ... You! *poke* Are you listening? ... Oi! *double poke* Hey! ... Don't ignore me! *triple poke* Why do you always ign- SHUT UP! And now, I present... *audience cheering* THE RANTS!

It's after the Once Upon A Time season 4 finale, and Emma finds herself stranded, alone, and holding power she doesn't even understand. Meanwhile Killian shuts out the world while the rest if the Storybrook gang head up operation, oh where's Henry when you need him, operation cricket, and set off to find Merlin with little to no clues as to where he is. Meanwhile still, Rumple and pays a visit to Zelena and deals with the reprocussions of that decision once a very angry David finds out.

Kiryu and Majima murder Goodsmile Company because they keep making Miku nendo's instead of Majima and Kiryu nendo's

oof i decided to try to be M A N L Y and actually do something lmao random shit --- Most/all should be official anime stuff? Insert copyright stuff here since I'm too lazy to google it

!WARNING YAOI! Don't like, don't read. The show Naruto is of course not mine ■■■ "Fuck!" His ass hit the ground with a loud thump. He quickly got up, rubbing the sore side of his bum to ease the pain. The boy looked around at his surroundings, it seems as though he was in some sort of big forest. "The hell..?" He wondered if they just dumped him here just cuz, if so, where the fuck was he?! ■■■ The Yakuza; scary, brutal, cruel, and overall not people who you'd rather not be around. A delinquent; just a brat. But what if that delinquent was part 9f the yakuza? In fact, the next successor! Let's just say this boy has a lot of enemies. One day, in the middle of a fight, our little Yakuza delinquent gets transferred to the world of Naruto! Well, let's see how he will survive in this land of ninjas!

There are things you can't and won't be able to explain. If you don't know how to get the right words out of your mouth anymore, at the end of the day, you'll realize that it's just that stupid thing called love.

My mind has many doors, many short stories, many memories, today you will read all about them. Come read about my juicy secrets(Just kidding I usually forget secrets) Head cannons, theories, and weird short stories that even I can't explain!

This is what happens when you leave me with nothing to do for a few months a book where I post photos that I HOPE are funny but honestly isn't that what every book is on Wattpad? (joking) Anyway enjoy the 1st book of: MY FANDOMS © Copyrighted by 1D_is_my_eternity 2015 * I get all of the photos from Google, WeHeartit, and iFunny *

fck lyf. nah. joke. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT TO THE PPL WHO WILL TELL ME THAT MY STORY/STORIES SUCK. GET A LIFE BITCH. joke. that's not what I meant. HEHEHE

Samantha (Sam) is new to Seattle and on her first day there she meets a boy named Jordan. Their friendship takes many twists and turns but you will have to read it to find out more ;)

This contains spoilers BTW!!! Hey, it's J, Taco's friend!!! In this "story" I'll just be writing about what I think about. Only because I don't wanna put it in the profile and I don't wanna jack up my stories with author's notes all the time. This will also contain spoilers especially since the first one is all about the mid-season finale for The Walking Dead. You can also put some of your thoughts in the reviews and tell me about YOUR life as well. Mostly, I'll have a topic for you guys to review/comment about for each chapter. This will pretty much be the "adventure" you guys will have "with" me in my fangirly life!!!!!! have fun!!! Or not... depends on who you are. *SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!*

hey i spam in a book. well i say spam but i'll probs post like once every 98573985 years, or 20 times a day so dont kill me please thabnk

"oppa, why so gwapo?"

This is all about BTS obviously

he pulls off his rubber gloves with a snap, "well that was weird. since when do we use the knife." I continue to wipe the knife on the back of my sleeve "it's more fun. requires more skill instead of just point and shoot." "since when do you like doing this." his words are muffled by his once white but now red shirt as he pulls it over his head. "I had a bad day."

Bueno espero que alguien lea esto ya que todos le gusta una historia de amor eso creo que es aquí va no lo se si escribirlo esque ultimamente me e sentido diferente con mi primera amor que sentí de verdad ya no soy el mismo e cambiado mucho me e vuelto más como un limón todo me amarga a veces quisiera nunca haberme enamorado de esa chica es la razón de que pude haber sido feliz con una chica que nao la valore y me rompe la cabeza que por que no pude amarla era todo un exquisito manjar de persona no diré su nombre pero fue la mas bonita persona que conoci si hago esto de contar mi vida amorosa esque no tengo a nadie a quien contarle por eso hago esto bueno volviendo al tema me arrepiento de no haberla amado es que mi primer amor que tuve qe se llama ex aun me dejó dolor me cambió todo y no me gusta el cambio espero algun dia sonreir ser que algunas veces me río es imposible pero ya no es el mismo gozo de antes pensando que soy feliz y finjo serlo aunque no lo crean y me duele pensar que no lo soy por eso siempre salgo o me divierto comprando mis materiales de mis carrera donde me siento libre por un momento por que se siente tan bonito ver a las personas ser felices pero yo se que dentro de mí no lo son pero quiero creer que lo son para sentirme bien y algunas veces me hago amigas cuando me meto en un curso de cualquier cosa para conocer personas mas a mujeres por que las mujeres son unas linda personas ellas nunca te juzgarán son las cosa mas bonita cosa creada .

Im just a girl or let's say a nerdy girl. -a nobody -a wierd -an ugly RAW -but my life change when he fool me. Kuntinto na ako sa tahimik kung buhay,,buti nga hindi ako ibinubully nang mga students sa school namin eh..dahil lang naman ang mga kuyas kung gwapo raw. Ngunit ang tahimik kung buhay ay naging maingay nah... *~* AN: hi guys plese read my story and dont forget to vote and comment😘