Ayy Stories

So this is just a book of stupid/random/funny things that me and my friend @hongicee say (They also posted this book on their account)

Hehehe

Quotes from the internet i find funny, inspirational, pretty etc.

"For I have known them all already, known them all: Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life in coffee spoons;" Millicent Louise Reid is trying to survive her last year of high school while piling on two jobs and the sport she adores, ice hockey. Her mother is in need of money, so in a desperate attempt to save her she takes a risky job paying the amount she needs and more. yeah idk im rly bad at descriptions so thats about it and its a one direction fan fic so obviously theyre gonna come into play and i swear its not as typical and cliche as it sounds bear with me please

a story about 6 goons in a groupchat.

Basically this is my art and stuff.... also I'd like to give a shout-out to my friend AhsokaLux10 ( Hpmonkey09 on Roblox) she helped me out when I downloaded this....

Dylan moves into a new house, with a new life. Until a boy moves in, his name is Luke, and Dylan takes an interest in him. :P I see a cute teenage boy walk in. With a small bag, he was really cute like... nevermind. I flinch listening back on what i just said. The boy smiles at me blushing a soft pink color. "You're so cute!" I flinch again as my eyes widen "Th-th-th-thanks?" He tilts his head a little, I think it's about my stuttering. "Are you scared?" he blinks "I-i-it's personal." He nod walking over to my dad talking, as i admir- i should stop before it get even more weird than it already is. He gives my dad some money for the month im guessing. My dad whispers something to him walking up to me he hugs me mockingly. "Awwwww poor babyy." I blush, softly pushing him back. "N-no." I assume he's making fun of me, i back up into my room, hiding under the sheet. I fall asleep and wake up 2 hours later, "Hey, I'll be back later, Luke is still here." I nod, wait his name is Luke, "h-he's c-cute.." my dad doesn't hear me he walks away.. WAIT WHAT!?! I walk out of my room into the living room, i grab something to put on and hear my door open a little. And see Luke open the door, he sees me with no shirt on. He blushes as i put a shirt on "start t-to knock first" his eyes widen "you cant talk normally?" I nod walking up to him shutting the door and locking it. He struggles for about a minute to open it then, stops. I assume he's gone and open the door again, he jumps in pinning me on the floor. "I can tell, you're gay."

Every word is a new regret if you say it right. Right? Right. Depression is a little bit like happy hour. Right? Right. Oh nostalgia, I don't need you anymore. Right?

im a gnome and you have been gnomed

Who TF are yoi?

FOLLOW @crimscent PLEASE! ~ Everyone else has one, so why not? Please note: I'M CRAZY (This beautiful cover was made by @crimscent. I suggest checking out her graphics portfolio.)

The moment of parting with friends will feel stifling. The heart feels sad until the tongue can not speak. Especially if a friend leaves us without saying goodbye. Life always surprises us every day. Whether it's fun or something you don't expect. The ups and downs of the flow of life may often make you tired. Not to mention the many changes that you receive suddenly. This story tells of a friend who left his friends without saying goodbye.

This is about aliens and stuff I guess

You leave ... But you don't die...

Yep

The boys find out squints has a sister "I DONT WANT TO BRING HERE TO THE SANDLOT AND PLUS WE DONT NEED ANOTHER GIRL WE HAVE TILLY" "YA I DONT WANT TO PLAY AND TILLY HATES MEE!" "Y/n I don't care you need to get out and Michael you are taking your sister got it" "Got it"