Bacon Stories

Lâm - hay được gọi là Bố Bự, 41 tuổi, thân hình cao lớn, vạm vỡ, mặt bặm trợn, xăm đầu hổ trên bắp tay, chạy xe ôm ở ngã tư ga cũ. Gã sống cùng vợ con trong dãy trọ xập xệ gần đường rầy, làm mọi thứ để nuôi gia đình. Ban đầu cộc cằn, sống khép kín, nhưng dần bị cuốn vào những cuộc "giao dịch xác thịt ngầm", đổi thân thể lấy tiền vì hoàn cảnh éo le. Dần dần, anh càng lún sâu. CAO H

...Cốt truyện là sự tương phản đau đớn giữa thế giới trong trẻo của Sóc và bí mật bản dạng giới bị kìm nén của người cha mà chẳng ai biết được. ...

bacon guy tries to get his epic bacon back from evil people

Câu chuyện diễn ra theo chân Nhật Du (dù mới 14 tuổi) nhưng vì thương em trai song sinh vốn yếu ớt từ lúc sinh ra của mình mà làm mọi thứ để thỏa mãn sở thích của em trai.

Greetings. You may be wondering why an immortal of questionable origin, impeccable capes, and historically poor decision-making would choose to publish a cookbook. The answer is simple. We must eat. Within these pages, you will find recipes-real ones, prepared by my own dramatic hands-alongside reflections on existence, comfort, and the small mercies that keep us upright when eternity feels especially long. Expect: Toast, prepared with appropriate gravitas Eggs, treated as fragile miracles Simple meals elevated through mood, patience, and sighing Occasional affirmations, offered reluctantly but sincerely This is not a book about perfection. It is a book about survival, warmth, and feeding yourself even when the world insists you should simply brood instead. You do not need to be immortal to cook these meals. You only need hunger, curiosity, and a willingness to let the butter melt properly. So come in. Set the table. Lower the lights. But first... We brood. - Crimson Bloodthorne

Just random quotes that I feel relate to me and my life or I just find meaningful. Not to mention the crazy jokes. Hope you like...... :} Oh.... (P.S. I suggest not skipping chapters......)

mineta loves sexy all might abs and juicy grapes, he also loves 80 year old men like all might and stain and shinso, he also watches todoroki and his dad sleep. Join mineta on his sticky ball journey at UA - also he likes watching girls and all might All might is an eighty year old who catfishes Izuku for his mom. Please enjoy

Bob is a very lonely piece of bacon, since all of his neighbours are vegetables. Will Bob ever make friends? (this beautiful piece of high-class literature was created when my little sister asked me for a bedtime story. please enjoy :)

Reader will use they/them pronouns ^v^

*This is one of my first stories and is very unrealistic, stupid, and is not well-written. I would delete it but I'm too chicken so please go read one of my newer stories* Katelyn Reeds, Savannah Marshall, Annie Lewis, Melody Holmes; 4 of the biggest Rushers you'll ever meet. All in college, living in an apartment with one of their friends, Alexis Payton, the big time hater. They all live normal lives as normal girls. Everything changes when 4 dorks find their way into Katelyn's life. Add in some romance, paparazzi, and truth or dare. Their lives are turned upside down, especially when Alexis and an ex-boyfriend team up for revenge.

I'm sorry it's like 3 am idk why I wrote this 😰

Chef PeePee tries to cook breakfast, but runs out of bacon. So he goes to the store and tries to find bacon. He couldn't find it. He was going to cook something else, but the loan dolphin showed up and offered a piece of bacon. But this bacon is not normal. (Yes this is Piggy the roblox game)

Just a bunch of random stuff I thought of that's akatsuki related. XD

saw this ship

In six months the Earth will stop on its axis and the world will end. For Gabe, a once talented pilot in the EDEN program, it ended years ago with the death of his brother. Since that day, imminent annihilation has been eased by menial work, his eccentric friend, Jaibles and canteen bacon sandwiches. However, all is not lost. A mysterious god named Alan has appeared as the pet budgerigar to Susan, an unassuming woman exasperated by patriarchal injustice. Promising paradise and the technology to evacuate Earth, all god wants in return is for her to start his own religion - or at the very least, generate 50% of humanities undivided worship - whichever comes first. Gabe may yet get the adventure he always dreamed of, but only if he can survive EDEN, a vengeful God, a holy war and a paradise constructed of his own subconscious memories. God has returned to save us all, but who will save us from God? Paradise Awaits!

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! i wish i did. A teenage girl who has a terrible past. Alone, forgotten, an dunloved. Which path will she choose? The path of light: leading to friendship? Or The path of darkness: where they behold cookies? (why else do you think Tobi's there? Lol) This story has many twists and turns, or does it? Read to find out. Ps. I made the book cover myself XD

Join Abbey as she goes in an adventurous journey to seeing what Wonderland is all about, falling in love with the Prince and protects her friends from the Red Queen.

Elle's life is crazy. Her dads sick but not with something minor..... but with Kidney Cancer. Her Moms never around and her family is a mess. And on top of that she thinks her best friend Parker might love her. But what if she doesn't like him back? Is it the end of their relationship? Elle thinks she might have feelings for someone... but Its not Parker

This is story of how me kill this bich bethany