Balls Stories

Falling into the Dragon Ball universe is already a headache... but waking up in Raditz's body on the exact day he arrives on Earth? That's a death sentence. ...Unless you already know the entire script-and have absolutely no intention of following it. Dean, a forty-year-old man with encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise, takes control of the long-haired Saiyan warrior. But instead of acting like the usual arrogant soldier doomed to end up with a hole through his chest, he chooses a different approach: cunning, boldness, and a healthy dose of strategy. Why fight your younger brother to the death when you can win him over with a hug-and take advantage of his naivety? Why let the Z Fighters repeat the same logical mistakes when you can start pulling the strings from the shadows... or right in front of them? With an imposing presence and a calculating mind, this new Raditz sets out to cheat fate itself. From securing the economy of Mount Paozu to win over his sister-in-law, to capturing Bulma's heart-and her technology-before a certain short-tempered prince ever sets foot on the planet, he's determined to reshape everything. But time is running out... and the real monsters of outer space are still on their way. To survive, build a comfortable life, and protect his new reality-and family-Raditz will have to rewrite the rules of the game. After all, becoming the strongest warrior in the universe is always an option... ...but bending the story to his own curiosity and amusement sounds far more fun.

when michael finds himself in the space between a rock and a hard place.

Random thing for random stuff

Bloxburgs guide to the 1800s

"I must admit, I was surprised you did not dance with any of the suitor." "Even if I enjoy events such as my godmother's ball, they can be quite loud, can they not? And yet, I did not see you with a young debutante either." "Perhaps I did not, because there was someone else I would have preferred to dance with. However, she seemed rather intent on remaining to the side, and I did not wish to interrupt her." "Perhaps the lady would not have minded being interrupted. Perhaps she was even waiting for it." ---------------------------------------- All Chrysanthe ever wanted was to be seen for who she was and not for who her family have. Not for the title or the land but for the woman who loved to take walks in the garden, looking and admiring flowers. The woman who would do anything to live her life for the fullest and to now regret a moment. The woman who wanted to marry for love and not out of duty. And Benedict Bridgerton? Well, he wanted to be the free spirit of the family, not obligated to duties like his older brother was and not occupied with studies like his younger sister Eloise. In marriage, he simply wished for someone who would give him the gift of love and care without taking away his freedom, of his passion. Like Lady Whistledown likes to write, the social season will show it's real colours soon enough and maybe discover new secrets of the ton. (Slow updates)

Book two of the series "In the name of love." ○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○ To Rule a Kingdom(Synopsis) Twenty-year-old badass Cece is quite content with wreaking havoc in her uppity New York life, unbeknownst to any tensions happening around the world. Things start going downhill when Aurora "Cecilia" Royale is forced to become the queen of a small monarchy, where her deceased parents had been shamefully removed from the throne two decades ago. On her journey of ruling an unknown country, with no parents and under the guidance of a vile aunt, Aurora is asked to marry one amongst her ranks. A child can't flourish if the mother is hell-bent on destroying her own flesh. So what happens when the one voice, her High Majesty, a twenty-year-old young girl who can barely manage to tie her own shoelaces, decides to carry forward the journey of becoming the queen of a monarchy and agrees to marry, in hopes of revenging her dead parents. Necessary elements: An American ice prince. One royal, spicy swayamwar. And an avenging, bitter queen. Lo and behold, you have the perfect rulebook on how to rule a kingdom? ○●○●○●○●○●○●○●○

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my baaaaaallllllssssss 😢 ( dogs pov of days before-after the dog gets his balls off)

you recently met harry balls and u wanna feel him from the inside out

Yo shit just went down

sans x reader one shot

"Don't worry, Buddy. I'm going to find you. I'm going to put a stop to this. I'm going to save you. It'll all be ok soon, I love you. I'm happy to see you soon." ☆ Dorothy Miller sets out to find her old friend, but ends up discovering the darker depths of Joey Drew Studios and decides to dive deeper to find her friend, and to end the cycle imprisoning the studio's old employees.

Alpha daddy wolf Ed Sheeran x kawaii princess neko Mitch Conner 🥺 ⚠️MPREG 🥵⚠️

ur mother <3

I drawn this when I had to sleep so.... (Sometimes the pics are in german just a info)

balls break. (not clickbait)

idk what this is says childe at mcdonalds

not boring 😻😻😻🥰🥰🥰😋😋😋😹😹😹😹

Diary of Kyra Hansley trying to adjust to her new school. She just wants to blend in and finish school, live a normal life and such! ... BUT SHES THE MAIN CHARACTER SO SHE AINT GONNA GET THAT XDD ‼️😼 FUCK YOU😂😂 GET SIX UNWANTED LOVE INTERESTS 💥💥LMAAAOOOOO