Barney Stories

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

ill put some of my favorite AMV songs and Minecraft ones too on here and Nightcore, also some other stuff I find interesting.

CW: Contains spanking of adults M/M, no lemon. A one-shot that needed two chapters, apparently. 'Barney Miller' was a comedy show from the 70's. It was about a group of NYC detectives and the daily shenanigans of the squadroom. Its a really funny and interesting show, and the fatherly Captain Miller and his often-immature detectives lend themselves perfectly to this sort of fic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzVYKKsCJME

"But, w-why can't I be with you?"said, heart breaking. "I'm too purple for you."

Robin has cheated on Kevin with Barney. She was told she couldn't have children after thinking she was expecting a child which turned out it was never going to happen... will she confront her feelings to Barney after him breaking up with Nora for her? Will Barney and Robin have a happy ending?

this is in no way serious it's just a joke between my friends and i and i wrote a fic and wanted to share 😫✨ . it gets a little in appropriate, not too bad, some foreshadowing

I have seen many aphmau fanfics where sky, Ross, Barney, and Jin visit aphmau. I love Zane and thought what would happen if Zane knew them and the other mystreet characters did not? So tada! This fanfic was made. Note, Zane will act more open around the others than he usually is. Cover does not belong to me it belongs to @4snowcat4 on Twitter and mystreet belongs to aphmau

O.K. Seson 7, Barney and Robin cheated with each other. Robin thought she was pregnant but then she couldn't have kids. Yep. That never happened. Instead, Robin is pregnant, changing the horrible fate of Robin and Barney completely. But for the better or the worse? (Que the intense music) P.S. Ted's wife never dies (spoilers) cause that boy deserves a happy ending. P.S.#2 The gang never splits up (spoilers again) Cause life ain't the same when they ain't together P.S.#3 This is book one of three

It's been three years since the finale, and another tragedy has struck Ted Mosby's life. Barney and Robin haven't seen each other since the night they came clean about the divorce. When they come back for one night, it seems the chemistry between them hasn't faded away as much as they thought.

Trump has been dating Sonic for just over 26 years now, and those years have been the best 26 in his life. But when he loses the 2020 election and finds out his boyfriend has been cheating on him, he starts to think he needs more than a beautiful boyfriend and a fancy house. A/N:There isn't a set day i post on but I'm trying to post at least once a week (e.g. one week i might post on a Monday and the next i post on a Wednesday but there will always be one post).

The dream has been recurring for months now, I wish I knew who I was dreaming about. I always forget who the person was when I wake up, but I remember everything I say in his ear. All I know is that I must find the man of my dreams. This has been edited from its' original version but I think it is much better now, and probably more enjoyable for everyone else. I mainly fixed some grammar problems and turned this into a xReader story. Thank you for reading!

Cassidy is your typical 20 year old girl. She used to be bullied from middle school to high school. The thing is, her bully was her best friend in Elementary school. And his name is Jordan. Jordan had a crush on Cassidy in Elementary school. That is until his friends teased him about it. So he started bullying her the first day of middle school. Jordan moved from North Carolina to Washington after high school graduation. Cassidy stayed and went through college for 3 years. But she couldn't figure out what she wanted with her life. So she decided to move to Washington with her best friend, Madison. But Cassidy had no clue who lived there..

Read as you fulfill your fantasies of dating Barney the heart throb dinosaur. 🥵

After the divorce of Barney and Robin. She thought that he didn't love her anymore. She can't handle it so she decides to leave him not telling her about the pregnancy . What happens when Barney finds out that Robin is pregnant.

Robin and Barney are going through the toughest patch of their relationship. Constantly fighting, no peace, always scolds. They were better off as bros, right? Well, yes. Except one thing. They love each other. |Swarkles Love Story❤|

"I love everything about her, and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows."

Shreks goes to the cinema with his boyfriend Lord Faurquad, at that sacred movie theatre threatre something magical happens...

My favorite era... The 90s Lawd take me back!

Barney X Megamind is all I can say.

Jess is a shy girl going into highschool without her best friend Shelby. So what's gonna happen when Jess goes to Highschool. Will she make friends? Will she finally say how she feel about her dad? And will she find a cute guy? Find out in Stereotyped This is not like most stories where Aphmau is famous or she has magical powers but it will have Sky and the crew and the mystreet so I hope you like this. I do not own these characters and I do this for fun. So if you have some ship you want to happen then I'll try to make it come true it depends if there is some other ship with the person or if I'm gonna put them in or not.