Batjokes Stories

Batman x joker one shots! don't like? then don't read, that simple. I have other one shot books so please take a look at them. Enjoy and as always, requests are welcome ♡

My first batjokes story. Joker had been dared to do a very embarrassing thing. causing crime won't be real fun.

a collection of all the iconic batjokes (batmanxjoker) fanfics ;)) disclaimer: the cover art isn't mine,,, all credits to the owner :))

jack woke up not knowing who he is. bruce woke up to be greeted with a past he never knew. until the memories come flooding back. (LOWERCASE INTENTIONAL)

Let me ask you a question, do you think the joker is one to take no for an answer? Of course not! He knows his dear Batsy hates his guts, but that won't stop him! Yes, yes, he will have his bat no matter what! The Joker's words strike fear into the Batman, the first time that's ever happened. But the question is, how would he ever get away? The answer is, he couldn't. Even if he left Gotham, the Joker would find him. There's only two options, face it head-on or continue running, and he didn't know what to do.

Joker has terrible nightmares, sometimes. The bat understands. (Maybe a few mentions of events that are in "Rooftop Gargoyle".) Cover art: all rights reserved™

Batman is nothing. he's like a pinata, empty, his shell is hard but as the world hits and cracks open the piñata that is Batman... there'll be nothing. Batman will never be vulnerable. but what about his nemesis? It does take two to tango

Bruce is feeling feelings. HE DOESN'T LIKE FEELING FEELINGS, OR FEELINGS OF FEELING!

Will batman and joker love eachother. Beneath all that hate and hatred?

ok so I made save me joker on a different account called Alexgamercode but I will put it in my batjokes folder on my page hope u enjoy dont like batjokes FUCK OFF don't like yaoi GET A LIFE and thank u

Hellur,

When the status-quo between Batman and the Joker that kept everything in place had been shattered. A new threat that would forever change the games between them. A need to adapt and rectify everything was in order. Joker had almost lost his playmate for good. He wasn't about to let that happen again. Batman just wants to prevent what seems to be the inevitable, not that the Joker would ever make that easy for him. *BatJokes. Batman/Joker

"You've killed so many, and let others die.. but yet, you can't even pull the trigger on me," Joker breathed through his nostrils, his voice getting strained from his neck being crushed within Batman's grip. Hi! I really wanted to make a story like this for a long time actually. I am really excited as well! I haven't seen much BatJokes stories and it's kinda disappointing. Especially in this year; 2018, I haven't seen much.. But I hope I see more 🚫Warning; this story will contain foul language, harsh and gory violence, and vulgar and erotic acts..

I don't know if anyone will read this but yk Batman is bottom in all my stories Jokers top No smut

My take on Batman and the Joker This is just my idea of the DC universe between Bruce and John Be prepared for the unexpected

| un batjokes ( batman x joker ) ? | un jeu ? | te la trahison ? | de l'amour ? | et plein d'autres choses ! / c'est toujours en cours mais j'essayerais de me dépêcher :) / ( désolé d'avance pour les fautes ! Attention au plus sensible, il y aura sûrement des scènes tristes et des scène pimentée ) Mercii si vous lisez ceci et bonne lecture !!

Translation of "Una sombra de ti", wich is actually my story. Just one more day in the life of the lonely Clown Prince of Crime, one less day at home, one more day to grieve, and one less day to worry about fitting into the damned society and its standards. *** The characters do not belong to me !! They are from DC simplifies batjokes Character design and cover inspired by "The White Knight" Just a quick story that came to me out of nowhere ;)

Welcome to what goes on in my head. Joker wakes up in the home of a strange girl who never takes off a blindfold with a slitted eye on it. Her name is Pandora, she is a runaway, hiding from her demon father Bill Cipher. As Dipper and Bill search for the child with the help of Mabel and Tad, Pandora enlist the help of the Joker to keep herself hidden. As Pandora's powers begin to spin out of control and an even bigger threat then any Gotham's ever seen before approaches, Batman, Harly and the other villains of Gotham City get sucked into the mess. Rating: Mild, splattered bleeped out cussing, some violence in later chapters.

In an alternative Arkhamverse, Joker collapsed under the floor of the theatre before having the chance to do something that may have sealed his terrible fate. With Joker on the very brink of death Batman can't bring himself to let the clown have his last laugh just yet, pouring the cure past Joker's lips himself. Being pulled away from death's icy grip, Joker is left alive but forever shaken. Lingering, the memory of his fading life left an unspoken torment inside the clown's mind as he returned to the scene where he had almost lost everything a mere week later. While arkham city descends further into chaos and criminals continue to run rampant behind the looming walls, Joker forms an alliance driven by the sweet taste of revenge. While plans are laid, sinister schemes emerge and a twisted game of survival, loyalty, and betrayal begins, it becomes clear that Joker and two other unwilling contestants are playing a dangerous role in a stolen show the clown never meant to stage. Thanks to the consequences of his own decisions, Joker is forced into a realization that shakes him to his core. In the aftermath, Harley finds herself heartbroken and seeking solace in unexpected places, embarking on her own chaotic path of beauty and destruction. ⚠️Any art used in this fanfiction is not my own. All credits go to the artists. Cover credit: found on Pinterest, art posted by @66628nim11 on twitter

bruce can't stop thinking about his friend, john. very short.