Batjokes Stories

Joker wakes up in an alternate reality where he is the crime stopping vigilante and Bats is now Gotham's most wanted. There's going to be so much batjokes. (not my art credits to whoever did it tho. its pretty cute :) )

The Joker is Batman's greatest enemy, but he can't help but (subconsciously) wish for it to be a little something more. To get his mind off Batman, Haley suggests the Joker go out and meet someone. And who does he run into but Bruce Wayne himself! He'll have to deal with coming too terms with his complicated relationship with Batman while attempting (and failing) to deny his emerging feelings for Bruce. When all is said and done, he'll have to choose between the two. Won't he? --------------------------------------------------- Batman and the Joker are greatest enemies, but Batman feels like hatred isn't really the right word for what he's feeling. While contemplating how to deal with the confusing situation, he runs into the Joker, but as Bruce Wayne. Batman soon realizes that this is exactly the way he can have a proper relationship with the Joker without ruining their current one. But as time passes, he's more and more reluctant to fight the Joker, and with his behavior changes, he might end upon blowing his cover and losing the protection of his alter ego forever.

When The Joker realizes that his Batsy will never love him, he decides to get help. It took longer then he hoped, but he eventually came home. With this story I'm using a Joker without scars, I'm thinking like Leto but without the grill and tattoos

Batman x joker one shots! don't like? then don't read, that simple. I have other one shot books so please take a look at them. Enjoy and as always, requests are welcome ♡

Is a ship of batman and joker none as batjokes of course that's why your reading this book of shit sorry but I'm hard on my salf and stuff sorry have fun

Joker kidnaps Bruce Wayne waiting for batman to show up.. little does he know, he's already there.

Jokes drags Batman in a merry dance. Technically not REALLY a love story but uh yeah idk, enemies to lovers? More like enemies and still enemies but one is fucking delusional *laugh track* Also uh Batman is at the end of his rope for some reason. Woohoo, angry Bruce *cheering*

About Batman and the villians going through life! Mostly One shots (Slow updates very much a parody) ---------------------- Pairings include: Riddler X Penguin Harley X Poison Ivy Two-face X Rachel BatmanXJoker ---------------------- Disclaimer: All credit goes to DC and their creators! The only thing I own are the stories/plots

Headcanons, questions, random stories, idk

bruce can't stop thinking about his friend, john. very short.

you all know the story but this is a small-time robber (Jon doe) is friends with Bruce wane he eventually goes insane

When you have the Clown Prince of Crime and The Dark Knight seeing each other regularly, dating in other words, things can get done. And things getting done can lead to wrong assumptions. **I DO NOT OWN THE COVER ART FULL CREDIT GOES TO THE RESPECTFUL OWNER *this story is old as hell and I would rewrite it but meh

A Batman and Joker love story this is not base off anything not even the DC comics this is my way of makeing Batman and joker a couple (cute and fluffy) art not mine

!!! complete, no longer taking requests / read the title. more info in author's note

The joker ( I'm using Heath leagers version of him, just that the clown prince is pretty skinny and he has feminine curves, wich are covered up by his big ass coat /well that was long-/) unknowingly falls for his worst enemy. Batman. Oh, yeah, Joker ( aka Heath) also had brothers, injustices2 joker (Ij), suicide squad joker (Jared), And the joker from the LEGO Batman movie (Lj). Sooooo, I should probably explain my AU of the J bros. Their all from different universes, yes, and they usually meet up at their own void, just that it's not empty but it's kinda like a house. The only brothers that actually stay at the void are Ij and jared. Lj doesn't want to leave his bestie Harley alone and Heath just doesn't really like the void, he loves his brothers but they can be a hand full. So he has his own cozy little apartment in his world and usually wears a face mask to cover up his scars. He wears a hat or beanie too, because it's not every day that you see someone with green hair that also happens to be the same height as the joker- but his feminine curves hide the fact that he's a male so it's okay- That right there was the longest description I've ever written, MAH GAWD- (Oh yeah, before I forget my version of heaths joker absolutely LOVES knitted pullovers! He loves knitting as well, not something you'd expect from a phsycotic serial killer but ok- he also loves to play the piano and baking jUsT sAyInG-) Also don't pull mah child's fluffy hair ( iTs ReAlLy FlIfFy DoE-) because it gives him dramatic backflashs of his childhood because- YA KNOW WHAT? JUST READ THE BOOK GODDAMMIT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Thanos's snap affected the whole universe but what If it also affected the multi verse I know they are in a different multi verse shut up

Joker has been acting really strange. Batman is very eager to find out what is going on. No matter how many times Joker pushes him away, Batman won't give up. I don't own the characters!!!!

Christmas eve night on a romantic holiday in Finland and all Joker wants to do is share a midnight kiss with his bat. Sequel to "Taking it easy" but can probably be read as a stand alone. Plot-less batjokes one-shot. Pure fluff. AU. Established relationship. Probably OOC. The only reason I'm publishing this is because I'm particularly happy with a couple of the sentences and didn't want to waste them. I would have dumped it otherwise. The rest is just filler (probably not very good filler at that.) IMPORTANT: This story is written in first person from two view points. Joker's point of view is in italic where as Bruce's is in bold font. No sex or rude stuff in this story.

I don't know if anyone will read this but yk Batman is bottom in all my stories Jokers top No smut

This is a story I wrote years ago. Editing now, I am 16 and ashamed of my content. /j Trigger warning; some chapters include s//icide or s/h. Please read carefully. This is currently discontinued and won't be reopened. Thanks for the wild ride. Here's the characters in the story (so far): Joker Bruce Wayne/Batman Mini Joker/Owen Dick Greyson/Robin Chris/Cyborg Stephanie/Starfire Lucy Johnson Michelle Wayne (adopted by Joker and Bruce) Alfred Pennyworth Garfield/Beast Boy Roxy/Raven Harley Quinn Barbara Gordon/Batgirl There is a few background characters that will be added in the story later on. If you read this story, thank you. If means a lot! I hope you enjoy my story :D Note: Mini Joker does not have a gender? There's a reason for this? Also he is depressed alike his father.