Bimbo Stories

Timbo finally realizes his love for bimbo, how will there story progress?

What if we say all what's on our mind? what if every child voices out?

Before the creation of the universe, before time existed there were lots of gods who wanted to make a world that they can rule. They wanted to see how close humanity can get to the gods to earn a special prise. But Michel Keaton a few years before the humans could get in touch with the gods, got the information on what Obamas last name is and told everyone and everything. Things didn't go as he planned and every living creature got exasperated and they destroyed everything they could find. The other gods except for Joker got outraged on what Michael did, so they invented homosexuality and made him gay. This is how gayness got invented. Anyway, they exiled him from the godness community. They canceled him. Michael went down to earth and from the leftover, crushed trash he built a time machine and went back in time to before the gods created the univer. Johnny changed his name to Batman and killed Sins. Batman prevented the creation of the universe by teaming up with Joker and stealing the gods powers so they can't establish life. While the other gods were lying half dead, Materal gworl stood up from the god table and hit Batman in the stomach so hard that he farted so loud it became the big bang, and that's why humans are so shit.

ThunderStriker2001: A super ninja boy genius in the body of an Anime Glamrock Fredina. He fights an enemy resistance known as the SCP Foundation and its endless waves of the Psi-Z armies. Alongside the real Yagyu, Hibari, and his lesbian girlfriend, Imu, they fight the endless Pandemic War with more allies willing to unite to fight. In this first story of my adventures, this will hold a script of each episode based on a tactical shooter game in a supernatural world called SCP: Pandemic. It will feature characters from other games as well so be ready to experience the first episode of this spetecular series of the ThunderStrikers.

Noah never expected much from Camp Wawanakwa, anyways. Until he met Cody. The stars align and he suddenly finds it more then just a reality show he wishes he never auditioned for. -----

I looked to the guy whose melodic laugh and sweet scent I have grown accustomed to. The guy with striking blue eyes, tight abs and a heart of gold. The guy who bought me my FIRST bouquet of flowers with his 8-year old allowance. The guy who made cookies for me just cos. The guy who made me forget about my worries just by whispering a few words in my ear. The list could go on, but I shall stop there. Well, you get the picture. You guys may think we're lovers, soulmates, the perfect couple. But no, we're none of the above. We're best friends FOR LIFE (cliche, yes, but we have been best friends FOR LIFE. I'm not even kidding. Mum said that we held hands when we were tiny little babies. Yeah, I know. You guys think i'm lying. But I'm NOT! I even have a picture of us in our diapers, holding hands) Well anyways, Connor David and I have been best friends since birth. 'Joined by hip' some people say. Thing is, I fell for him.. HARD. I knew he was THE ONE or so I thought.