BijouxStarr
When a catastrophic social media mistake accidentally announces a BTS x BLACKPINK supergroup collaboration, the internet does what it does best: completely loses its mind.
With millions of preorders, sponsors throwing money at them, and fans already emotionally invested, the idols have no choice but to survive one year together as the world's most chaotic co-ed K-pop group: BLACKTAN.
Now trapped in shared dorms, nonstop schedules, cursed livestreams, and increasingly suspicious chemistry, eleven global superstars attempt to maintain their reputations while:
* fake dating for publicity,
* accidentally going viral every twelve minutes,
* creating illegal amounts of romantic tension,
* and dealing with an AI lightstick that may know too much.
At the center of the madness are Rosé and Jungkook, whose prank war slowly spirals into something dangerously real.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, the internet is already shipping them.
A chaotic K-pop crackfic full of friendship, romance, memes, emotional disasters, and exhausted managers repeatedly begging:
> "For the love of God, please stop trending."