Balls Histórias

Falling into the Dragon Ball universe is already a headache... but waking up in Raditz's body on the exact day he arrives on Earth? That's a death sentence. ...Unless you already know the entire script-and have absolutely no intention of following it. Dean, a forty-year-old man with encyclopedic knowledge of the franchise, takes control of the long-haired Saiyan warrior. But instead of acting like the usual arrogant soldier doomed to end up with a hole through his chest, he chooses a different approach: cunning, boldness, and a healthy dose of strategy. Why fight your younger brother to the death when you can win him over with a hug-and take advantage of his naivety? Why let the Z Fighters repeat the same logical mistakes when you can start pulling the strings from the shadows... or right in front of them? With an imposing presence and a calculating mind, this new Raditz sets out to cheat fate itself. From securing the economy of Mount Paozu to win over his sister-in-law, to capturing Bulma's heart-and her technology-before a certain short-tempered prince ever sets foot on the planet, he's determined to reshape everything. But time is running out... and the real monsters of outer space are still on their way. To survive, build a comfortable life, and protect his new reality-and family-Raditz will have to rewrite the rules of the game. After all, becoming the strongest warrior in the universe is always an option... ...but bending the story to his own curiosity and amusement sounds far more fun.

No one expected it when love suddenly befell the unassuming Eloise Bridgerton. It disrupted the plans of a certain Lord, the Queen herself, and even Violet-who, after all, so dearly dreamed of a "love match" for each of her children. Will the spirited and headstrong Eloise succeed this time? Or will wit and wisdom prove insufficient in the battle against the rigid expectations of 19th-century conservative London society? A fanfiction inspired by Julia Quinn's Bridgerton series

"You are just full of surprises aren't you?" Elle looked pointedly at the stranger's poorly mismatched clothes again, "As are you." Through the darkness she saw his face split into a grin, "I haven't the faintest idea what you mean." "Either you are a nobleman dressing below your rank, which would be terribly exciting, or you're just a noble-born architect too rich to have taste, which would be rather dull." "And which would you have me be?" "I would hope that you're exciting, good Sir," Elle curtseyed deeply to the strange man before continuing her way to the hat shop. .............................. Eloise is living as a servant in her own house watching her greedy spoiled step-sisters, Cassia and Abigail, spend more money than is reasonable. Every since her father died their mother, Elle's step-mother, hasn't been the same; still in mourning after two years she rarely leaves the house leaving her two daughters to ruin their reputations. Her sister, the Baroness, has since stepped in to bankroll her nieces as they flit about until they get married. She has worked tirelessly, trying to manage countless household chores while still making time to work in the only bookshop in town for old and blind Mr. Alden. One day, rumors about architects and nobles coming to their small town has workingmen and nobles alike frantically preparing their daughters to snag an advantageous match. Elle has never worked harder in her life; sewing hems, running deliveries and correspondence, scrubbing copper pots, preparing tea, and more. She's so tired that when a strange man followed by a knight stumbles into her bookshop, she barely even notices. Is this man real or a hallucination? Who is he and why does he have such bad taste in cloths? Why does his companion never remove his helmet?

I'll make spicy ones later but for now there sweet 🤍 Tommy X fem reader btw

characters: komaru naegi, toko fukawa, naruto uzumaki, walmart employee 1, walmart employee 2, pharmasist cheryll, ???, elliot from open season, pennywise, haiji towa, kotoko utsugi, nagisa shingetsu, jataro kemuri, masaru daimon, tom holland, ice spice, doja cat, lizzo, capybara 1, capybara 2, capybara, 3, and 4, Carla Yaegle, spiderman, boog from open season, coraline, and mr grooper.

a story that came to my mind about yandere Neptune, why not?

oogly boogly bitch

Ballsack

this is a parody and me making infront of my fanfic I wrote (aka my first one)

A beautiful girl inlove yet bottles her feelings. The year is about to end! What will she do..!--? 😨😖😖😖😖

Follow me or ur balls have sweat and cheese on them

heheh

dream found something crazy when he was returning from work

Random thing for random stuff

sus things my best friend has said while playing a roblox horror game

Ben and isaac are at school during last period. A printer explodes and their life changes forever. Find out how..

I wanted to rewrite the book.

Repuatation follows teeager Starleinea Dymond Kawaii Snape Eternity, as she navigates the hardships of loving both Draco Malofoy and Ron Weasley

Chloe don't read, please.

#starryandtomer