Bananas Stories

More of Jenny and Alex and the Ninja. Maybe some more of the Vipers too.

THEY'RE FUCKING BACK!!! Lonk is now a knight of Harold! He serbs Prinseses Zroldo, but hes so awesome sawag at his job that all the utrher knights r jealous! BUT ALL OF A SSUDNE!!!!!!!!! AN EVIL VERSON OF LONK KIDNAPS ZROLDO!!!!!!! Lonk musk onse agan prepare himself to defeet da forses of evul. He needs the super ebic and legendary Fer Swerd, but unfortunaly it requires releasing the EVIL POOTY!!! It also splits him into four veshons of himself, and they all want 2 be the REAL LONK. WILL LONK SAVE HUERLE OR NO!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!? Find out in this horrible crack version of the incredibly famous Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga! NOW updated with 100% more spelling errors and more braindeadness!

❝you're my king and i'm your lionheart❞ She was so determined to be brave, that she became it; and he loved it. ♔ [ thor ]

Reformed meat-eater embarks on a 15-day bananas-and-orange-juice diet, with surprising side effects.

it gets drawn by meee! >:3 actually yeah I do draw the asks, but traditionally. still. ASK EVERY SINGLE KNT CHARACTER MY BOIS I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THEM I'll do the book cover later cuz it's like 3 AM

Hola me llamo Nora, y soy una caracola, y no veas como mola por las mañanas decirte...

I'm asking some guys that I'm close to about advise to girls

Not a random book that's different! This is random thoughts Because I don't have Twitter

The Doctor finally shows Rose how he feels. (I suck at descriptions, please give this a chance.)

Do you know how to dab? Well if you do why are you reading this and if you don't you have a book right here to help you do the dab. #Still read the book if you know how to dab because everyone knows how to dab.

Let the stupidity begin! -Βασια

Its about someone who fought a random banana on the floor

Sammy the banana and Harry have been bestfriends since they can remember. But, one day when Harry comes home from an average day of work will that change? But, Sammy can't seem to let it go. She loved Harry, and would do anything for him to love her back.

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I was nominated by @pure_awesomeness38 to do this :)

Adding more parts soon⁉️ just the ghouls legit being children/being treated like one (horribly) and the cardinal dealing with it. --- #2 on bananas: 30.10.22 #2 on cardinal copia: 13.12.22 #2 on cumulus ghoul: 28.12.22

Alex is a normal girl, Calum isn't a normal boy. ~ Danny ships them, Michael doesn't really know whats going on. ~ Alex likes things straight forewords, Calum thinks it's a good idea to wreak havoc. ~ Alex is simple, Calum is so complex he has to explain every little thing about himself. ~ Maybe opposites attract, but maybe they're called opposites for a reason. ~ We have copy write so don't be an ass hole and take our idea - Caroline and K

This is the fourth in my series of nonsense rhymes, the first three being MISH MASH, MOOSE TURDS AND MUSTARD and ODD BALL COD BALLS.

Ivory Brown is your normal teenager. Well, as normal as a teenager can get. She has her life all figured out, no eating school lunches, no tripping at graduation, and no getting into sticky situations. And so far, her life is good, she has friends, she has family and she's pretty much content. Except for one not-so-tiny thing, she has the most awkward crush on Elliot Woods, one of the most popular boys on campus. It doesn't help that she tripped and fell on him in freshman year and ever since then he's been giving her the evil eye. But alas, our poor heroine can't help but like him even more. Isn't it weird that he dislikes her just because she fell on him? Is it just that or is there an underlying reason for Elliot's snooty behavior towards Ivory? * * * All content © 2013 Roshani Shiwakoti All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced without the permission of the author, except for brief quotes for the purpose of review.