Batjokes Stories

"1..2..3.." He closed his eyes seeing flashes of what happened behind his eyes lids. "4..5..6.." The tears streaming down his face washing the paint off. He wasn't sure how long he'd been here, he guessed it was around a month. "7..8..9.." He shivered and curled his knees into his chest. ".... 10" He then heard the door open and flinched at the light, he let the tears fall as he stayed against the wall. "Jack...?!"

It's like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke. or Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.

This is my opinion;

Batjokes fanfic- if you don't like, don't read! (COVER ART NOT MINE! ALL ART GOES TO CREDITED ARTIST) This is from the Joker's POV, and includes a lot of the Gotham villains, who are all friends. Penguin is the Joker's best friend. Fight me.

This is my first not joke story I've published, I'll try update his regularly but I can't make any promises. Let me know if y'all are enjoying it, maybe when I finish it I'll do a telltale batjokes story :) Batman's POV Taking place About 2 weeks after the city was saved, Bats can't stop thinking about joker and how they help hands, and confessed their HATRED for one another in front of that romantic sunset, and how warm and fuzzy he felt inside. I think they call it butterflies?? But that only happens when you're nervous or like someone wait a second. Bats just noticed something odd, he doesn't really hate joker at all? Like he used to look at him and feel like punching that stupid grin off his face but... now? Now he wants to see joker smile and hear his adorable laugh... adorable???? Did he just say adorable?! No he didn't.... right? Jokers POV Joker just won't shut up about his darling batsy, how they held hands and how he TOTALLY has a crush on him. Poor Harley having to hear about this so much. Heh, whatever. Anyways ever since about a week ago or so he noticed that Bats seems more distant, like not around him or when he was wanting it over quickly, somethings off, but what could it be? Maybe that bat likes the clown? No, no that's not it, it can't be! Batsy would never feel the same way joker does! He's probably just tired of him.

Cover drawn by me please do not use. The story begins when Your to love birds break up but what happens Yes ya' heard me. Why? Well, unlock the secret.

BRUCIE!!! •ғrownѕ• Where on Earth could he be?

La rivalidad siempre fue el camino que siguieron nuestro caballero de la noche y nuestro príncipe payaso del crimen..pero..es acaso es posible que esto pueda cambiar..? . Al parecer batman lo tiene claro aunque le cuesta aceptar que esta cayendo en los encantos de su rival..y al parecer el contrario también siente lo mismo , pero los dos concuerdan en algo: como es que se enamoraron uno del otro!??..aunque cada día es mas difícil para los dos..para nuestro sonriente amigo no poder expresar lo que siente y para nuestro caballero de la noche ocultar sus sentimientos...Pero acaso un de vida o muerte puede terminar exponiendo todos estos secretos?..o acaso uno de los dos , cansado de callarse terminara soltándolo todo?..

Thanos's snap affected the whole universe but what If it also affected the multi verse I know they are in a different multi verse shut up

Warning: Don't read if you don't like cringe stuff..thanks...this is a short story also This story is based off of a song by Panic At The Disco called Sarah Smiles, If you don't know the song go check it out because it tells the story's origin. Photos in this book are not mine. If you don't like batjokes which is Batman x Joker don't read this is not for you! Also if your a snowflake and don't like fighting this is not for you! Anyways Enjoy the story About: Batman only thinks of joker as his enemy right? Batman thinks of joker as chaos and he hates the joker. But Batman never really noticed the obsession the joker has for him. Until, he himself realizes he's in-love with joker. He tries to hide his feelings and act like he hates joker but he can't control his love for joker. Joker is supposed to be only his enemy but jokers lies and tricks keep getting to him. Especially when he smiles. Does Batman confess his feelings? Or is joker always going to be his enemy and nothing more? Yes this is a Batjokes story but the song is not really similar to it and is not related to Batman or Gotham at all. This story is a Angst fan fiction. Disclaimer I do not own Batman, joker or any of the characters and the story takes place in Gotham city, the creators are DC comics but I did make this story so enjoy

Come one, come all! This is a place where I write down some lovely @ArchiveOfOurOwn fanfictions I've read and loved, where the majority of them are from experienced authors. I just thought that some readers would love to find new, worthwhile stories to read, so I wanted to share! I'll be putting down the info for each of them - summary, current chapters, fandoms, relationships, etc. - however, you must copy and paste the link provided in your search engine to easily find the fanfic. [The majority of the pairs will be Levi/Eren, Bill/Dipper, and Loki/Tony, though there's a heck of a lot of others!] Have fun discovering interesting works; it was my pleasure. ;) (I absolutely love feedback! I'd love to hear if you have read any of them and what you thought! <3)

Fandoms, ships, etc. I own none of the fandoms!! There are a few OC's in this!

!!! complete, no longer taking requests / read the title. more info in author's note

How did the caped crusader really met his greatest nemesis for the first time? Well in "THIS" universe you're going to find out. Gotham High is just your average high school, until one day a billionaire came to attend. This is an alternate universe that I just made up, (it's not related to that OTHER Gotham High cartoon that is cancelled) No sex, but has some deep context like suicide etc. Inspired by Heathers, Batjokesfan90, Gotham high I normally don't like High school au with many fandoms, but I think I have an intersting plot that would be so much fun to write. You know the drill, all art is mine. This is NOT Lego Batman

A gender bend BatJokes story. 22 year old Beatrice Wayne watched her parents die at 8. 23 year old Jacqueline "Jackie" Napier killed her father when she was 12. Now, Batman faces a completely new villain (oc) for the first time and it's clear that this one is different, this one has more potential, to be Batman's greatest enemy, greater than the Penguin, greater then the Riddler, greater than Harley Quinn. Batman needs help from someone, someone she knows won't care if she dies, but someone she knows that can't stand to be upstaged. Batman needs the Joker. tw; knife, murder, self harm also, Gotham has pretty much just been using a child as their police force for the past 7 years and yeah. Note: Batman is still called Batman because it has a better ring to it than Batwomen. In this universe, Batman is seen less publicly and calls herself Batman. Another note: canon? never heard of it, batman becomes batman for usual reasons, no robin/batfamily, jokers origin? vat of acid and some other stuff I made up. I have watched 3 batman movies (Batman (Tim Burton), Batman begins, and LEGO batman) and bits of Gotham. I also read an absurd amount of wikipedia pages. cover is a random photo I found online. I do not own Batman or Joker or Gotham

-Cover Art By Me- BatJokes AU in High school *Completed* [Sequel is up] -------------------------------------- Story Line: Jack Napier is new to Gotham. So when he sees a certain brunette his first instinct is to befriend him. Although Bruce isn't as keen to be friends with Jack who makes him feel uncomfortable. So what happens when Jack takes things a bit too far? Read to find out! -------------------------------------- Best Rankings: batjokes #12 out of 369 stories jokerxbatman #5 out of 51 stories dccomics #44 out of 8.9K stories jacknapier #1 out of 101 stories Gothamhigh #1out of 35 stories Classclown #1 out of 112 stories Thejoker #69 (nice) out of 1.91k stories ------------------------------------------ Disclaimer: All characters belong to DC/Creators (bless their souls for letting the world see their masterpieces!) Story line in this AU art and plot/story line are the only things that belong to me (My first Fanfic of them, very silly and wholesome)

If Joker were to ever meet the Pastas, how would it play out? (Warning: there will be smut) (the story will evaluate to batjokes, please be patient) ( there will be language that may be offensive to some readers)