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Batman isn't as straight as you thought

Joker can't stand how Batman treats him anymore. He works his butt off for the other's attention, only to be tossed aside. So, he seeks the attention of a new hero, who, for once, returns his feelings. When Joker finally finds happiness, it's now Batman's turned to be left in the dirt. Batman doesn't take rejection as well as Joker, though.

• i hate you, i love you, i hate that i love you • What do you do when you come to the startling realization that you might be in love with your greatest enemy? (Set in the Lego Batman movieverse) [Batman/Joker]

Joker has been acting really strange. Batman is very eager to find out what is going on. No matter how many times Joker pushes him away, Batman won't give up. I don't own the characters!!!!

'Joker should argue about it more, should hesitate even a little, but the need was too overwhelming. He wasn't sure when Harley had picked Lily up, but he didn't oppose as it was handed towards him. Quite the opposite, a tiny whine leaving his lips as he nuzzled his skin against the fur. His cheeks flushed with embarrassment. He'd never quite been this open with Harley, despite all they've been through together. It shouldn't be so easy for her to quell his worries either, with just a small coo. "That's it, baby." She boasts, and it shouldn't be her words of encouragement that spur him into falling harder. Faster.' ~~~~~ Little! Joker discovering himself with the help of Harley, and eventually Bruce.

bruce can't stop thinking about his friend, john. very short.

John practices how he will woo Harley and it gets kinda crazy/j (they kiss)(what should've happened)

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It says it in the title iown know Trigger warnings, Self harm Manic episodes Smut (idk if that is a trigger) Blood Guts Gore Action Possibly smut iown even kno😨😓

"I'm just going to rest here a little while with my friend." Set in Batman Endgame. Batjokes

A quick lyric based fanfiction taking place after the vigilante route of Telltale Batman from Bruce's point of view. The song is Please Don't Go by Barcelona

Yes I did draw the cover and no it is not done 🗿 I'm still working on this story and I impulsively decided to start writing it sOO Tell me what you think lol Idk when it's gonna end Idk where the story is going And that's about it You can suggest ideas and I'll prob try to incorporate them into it if u want idc Enjoy(??)

This is my opinion;

Might Be Re-Written Soon

This is after Batman Telltale vigilante Joker route. Bruce is going to visit John after a month of the Incident (Language warning in some of the chapters (Will try to update as soon as possible) Eek. I hope the book is alright. I'm not the best at writing but i try my best :)

This is a sequel to a fantastic story here on wattpad by tomattoan called 'please don't go' after asking permission I finished playing Telltale and wrote this.

The city is quiet, and Batman can no longer distract himself from his own thoughts. Subsequently, the vigilante realizes that the only person he can reach out to about his depression is the one who caused it in the first place.

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I'm not someone who writes poems, but this thing popped up in my mind and woke me up. so i'm writing the poem that woke me up at 6:44 here, just so it won't be a waste. 14/12/2021