Berniesanders Stories

Smut.

Bernie is very displeased abut the results of the 2016 presidential election. He contacts Donald to explain how mad he is and it all goes on from there...

the year is 2016, and after a brief but terrifying encounter with First Lady Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders makes it his quest to become the president. But the real president is the friends we make along the way. This book is pure satire that I wrote in 8th grade as a joke, please only judge a little.

ur stoopid if ya don't gEt iiiTttttt

:)

You're new to school and Nadia has to show you around... Nadia is the cool leather motorcycle girl, and is hardcore... and you go weak in the knees every time you see her. What will happen when she goes soft on you?

A brave warrior with a keen sense of business takes everyone by surprise when he does something that no one expected him to. He is going for the gold, but there are many competitors. How will he beat them all? Read this fantastic piece of art to find out.

an au where your homegirl and Halsey are both Bernie supporters. enjoy.

So... This is basically political figures as college/high school students AU. This is to deal with the fact that I hate this country and just wanna move to Australia. This is set moderns times, (spoiler alert! Bernie Sanders may or may not attempt to burn down the white house with AOC) . . . . . . . . . . . . (This isn't serious, I swear)

Nial x Bernie Bern

Just a short creative writing piece. Sorry if my politics choice offends your choice!

The competitive,abduction escaping love story of Hillary and Trump. Heartwarming cringe and cancer . This story is just a artificially flavored meme. I write this story with my friend named Ashley and Serenity (she likes being called Ren) and Ashley's username is @mexicanwonder . Please follow her and read our other story called "sonic and tails fanfiction." Thank you and enjoy the story!

The destructive force of socialism is something most Americans are never taught. In school, we are never taught what it means and what it has done to societies in the past. With the current events the United States is facing, I felt like I needed to go out and do something. I felt like I needed to contribute, but my options are limited as a high school student. After writing an essay for an English class, I realized that my contribution to my country could be through education. My main goal through these series of short informational stories is to educate my generation as young people in a way that won't put them to sleep. I want to help my generation be able to make reasonable politically-based decisions. I want help my generation and the future generation in a way that we do not inherit a horrible nation. I want to be a patriot and do what is right for my country. I want to make America greater.

Starring Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Tim Kaine, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Barack Obama. Best squad ever.

My short rant on this year's election process and the unfortunate divide of our country. Follow me on Instagram: @thevincentwilson @vincewrites Follow me on Twitter: @vincentwilson4L Thank you!

These are simply the words of an American who loves the country they are in. If you are not a patriot or willing to become one and you don't love this country please do not click as it would not parallel with your lust for the destruction of our fair nation. No one is making you read this so if you don't have an open mind simply move on.

half of my similes don't make sense ngl

this is a true story

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.