Bitchplease Stories

How would I know how to write a description or blurb of a book. I don't. So bippity boppity boop. Magic. Welcome to Dylan's life. Her full name is Dylan Alex Gauze. (Pronounced - g-or-z) She enjoys to read, watch movies, ride her longboard and she's just a normal teen. Well everyone thought she was...

Hhh- My art- Attempts, at least. Oh god, you guys better fuckin get ready for some shit. Ahhk. **COVER IS N O T MY ART**

I'm fabulous.

Warning: This is just like Book of Insults. Did someone bully you? And you couldn't take it any longer? Well, no need to worry. Do you want to have a great comeback? (Comebacks and Insults may or may not be mine)

What have I created?

Após o suicidio do aluno Brian da escola de Hiddenwood, os jovens que praticavam o bullying irão sofrer as consequências. Alguem misterioso fará eles sofrerem as consequências. Mas são, jovens, ricos, bonitos, tem tudo na mão... Será que dessa vez sofrerão as consequências ou o suicídio foi à toa? São culpados ou vítimas?

Estha Paige is an outgoing girl with no worries or cares, she walks around the house in her undergarments and strolls from her bedroom to the bathroom strip naked. She doesn't care about being judged, because she is confident in herself. When she reaches the age of moving out, she has no choice but to find her own place as her parents kick her out of the house. She searches and searches and searches, then she finally finds the perfect house that came with the perfect price. She gets a look at the house and loves it immediately, deciding that the house is the right one for her. But when she officially moves into the house, she gets a big shock. As she wakes up the next morning after her first night in the house, she trots around in her matching lace bra and undies, only to come in contact with a shirtless hunk of hotness in the kitchen. Will Estha redeem her money and look for another house? Or will she stay and put up with whatever he dishes to her? Metaphorically.

Requests are open!

Randomness

Remember when your mother told you about who you truly were in your last year in Elementary School? Who you can choose who you are And how you can act and dress as? Well your mother must of been high or something. Just out there, there's another you floating in the Star Wars Galaxy's, no but for real the other you is floating in space. And you get to choose your own root To find out who you truly are in 5th grade. Wanna find out? I'll help!!!! And see who you are.

a collection of one shots where i blur the lines between real and the fake.

"I've been tryna switch lanes trying hard to forget all those names All those moments I took blames The so called friends and their selfish games now I'm thinkin bout giving up in life All these years I've been so naive all these scars in my heart check if I'm alive my soul don't need to know when death'll arrive" __________ Coming from a loving upper middle class family who are respected by everyone in their immediate sphere, Trisha veera's hopes of becoming a rapper is almost crushed. A set of cruel jokes were played on her by fate and BOOM! her name , friends, respect, everything is gone... the only things that hold her together are her pencil n pen and her family.. Is there any way to get out of her labrynth called Life? All she needs is a fresh start.. Being coaxed by her parents, she joins jbh high, one of India's finest boarding schools.. Arya is an amateur rapper who goes by the name masked Casanova and also happens to be the zeus of jbh high. Trisha would have found him EXTREMELY sexy if it weren't for the fact that she hated his guts. Rithvik is a reserved boy who has a whole Lotta secrets burried deap inside. He is more of the loner type. Would he feel comfortable around Trisha's company? Let's find out Team Arya or team Rithvik is for you guys to decide. Go ahead and read the book

Hi I'm a tomboy. Usually I don't fall for guys, because they are assholes. Stupid hormones. There's a bad boy I met, but I don't know.. Then my old best friend came back into my life and reminded me of our promise.. So many memories keep creeping back into my life..what will happen?.. Will it come back to haunt me..

this book is going to be filled with shit I hate so goddamn much. I just want everyone to know that you have your own opinion, this book will be just what my opinion is on things I hate, bc for some reason. I like talking about things I hate lol JUNE 12, 2017 Annnnnnnnnnnnnddddd that was before lol, now it's random shit I show my best friend bc I'm not a hateful person plus sometimes I have some ideas for books or some shit like that I want to show her so I use this 'book' enjoy!! vote & comment!! P.s. so sorry if you find anything I say/show my best friend like inappropriate or weird like psycho weird I'm deadass sorry that's just how we are lmao

Meet Echo, she is out going, bright, and kind to everyone. That is until her former best friend Angie, and former crush Jake, brought her inner evil . Who said revenge is best served up cold. All this is for ruining Echo's popularity, (talk about high-school drama). But Echo got plans of her own which involves her BFF's, and her guy best friend since diapers, Dexter who happens to have a crush on Echo. Will Echo's revenge plan work or go to waste, and will she find a new love at it? Who knows, you can find out if you keep reading Echo' s complicated life.