Blackhumor Stories

yes, not all of them are mine...probably none are mine, but all i want is to make you smile through memes...that's all all credits to the deserving owner

In cold times, after a bloody military conflict between the humans and the puppets, frightening events begin to occur on the streets of Kolovrat. Foggy alleys engulf citizens at night, a mysterious vigilante liquidates the families of the ruling elite. Who is behind all this and who is the real villain here? (The official English translation of the book, originally written in Russian).

Not all knights have shinning armors.

After the successful defense of tatshirando It Is Time to go full on the offensive against the commission and it's colonial regime of the 48 colonies aswell of it's allies that can send a passive and steady support to them from the south, with the full intention of kicking the British puppet government and in the way forming a new socialist second american republic, alongside the help of the warsaw pact and the comrades in orange street aswell of other allies this on itself Is a continuation of konuma 1 and a prequel to konuma 2 that after i finish this, the rewrite and now reposting of konuma 2 Will began, also that some rewrites of older chapters might happen

This is a guy called Donald Bennet. He is African and speaks French but lives in Canada. He lives an interesting but destructive life. You can see yourself in it if I understand the context. Good reading...

Wszystkich biją żony Suarez ma ksywkę Koniu Bale ma kompleksy Ronaldo chce bić Neymara w niecnych celach Czyli parodia tego co może się wydarzyć ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

Když váš život ovládne nekontrolovatelný stereotyp, máte jen dvě možnosti. Přizpůsobit se, nebo všechno od základů změnit. Já vám chci ukázat, jak to vypadá, když dvě zvrácené osobnosti nejsou připraveny na to, se s takovým osudem smířit a udělají všechno proto, aby byl život o něco zábavnější. Vítejte v Revoluci.

Im stoked about this story. Hope you enjoy it as much as im enjoying creating it for you. When life gives you lemons make lemonade right? Well wrong!!! Who ever said that must have had a huge bag of sugar cause with the amount of lemons being thrown my way I could just about make enough lemonade to quench the whole of Africa!! First my no good sister up and leaves town with her no good boyfriend and leaves her two offspring with me. Then I catch my boyfriend in bed with my boss doing the nasty (I didn't even know he was gay). And to top it off said boss just fired me cause apparently I'm tainting the work environment with my negative attitude. Really! Talk about double standards. Oh and dont get me started on the dramatic exquisite piece of white man who just happened to accidentally get caught in the fray. Im Tempest Jordan and im black and this is my story of how i ended up being stuck in a white mans world. Thrown into a difficult situation its always sink or swim. And mother nature instilled it in us our first instinct is always survival. Be warned a lot of racial slurs adressed. Feel free to vent ?.

A man grapples the immensity in his pants

This is a list of all of my favourite dark humour jokes. TW: some of these contain abortion jokes, suicide and self harm. Recommended to not read if you are below 16.

Katherine is a young girl who is starting to have an eating disorder, her concerned parents send her to a rehabilitation house where she is going to meet a few more girls that is going to make everything easier. In this place when everything seem to feel the same, she is also going to meet the only boy in the house, Remington an unconventional lonely boy who has been anorexic for two years. They are going to set off on a journey through the sickness they share in common until she becomes his reason to fight for it. Is love enough to save him from the edge he is standing on?

"𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮, 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲" cover by asvpkilla

The things I belived I knew in all my years but I was wrong when I went back to my root In 2015. Real life story.

Yo. Penso che il titolo della storia sia abbastanza autoesplicativo.

A short story.

Dojakai is a Light Novel series based in a fantasy world, where man and beasts known as "Dojakai" live among each other in perfect harmony, but it wasn't always so. The story of Dojakai takes place in the country of Dojallo; a once war torn land, which found peace by resolving their conflicts in a deadly tournament-style bloodsport, for fame, glory and bragging rights. Now, the legacies of tomorrow tames these beasts, under going strenuous schooling at a young age. They hone their skills and knowledge of technology for dual-combated clashes alongside their beasts, all the while mastering the mysterious connections between human and Dojakai. We discover our protagonist, 14-year old, Auraluke in training with his father, who has forced them deep into seclusion, far away from the rest of society and all its glory. Hip to the world but shut out from participating in it, "Luka" trains. As the story unfolds Luka learns this world is much darker than he originally thought yet, more alluring. As a passenger in Luka's immediate reality, we discover the ancient lands of Dojallo, and a path he'd unknowingly been training for his entire life. Together we learn the truth about who Luka and his father really are, as we unlock the truth in lore, about the history of the Myths and Retrokai. This, is #Dojakai

Amidst the foul leftovers and used condoms of a junkyard, a homeless man named Leroy, his anus rotting, discovers a peculiar object whose value he cannot begin to grasp.