Historias de Blackhumor

Making a decision while drunk can change your life forever. In Blitzo's case, adopting Y/N, a 7-year-old hellhound. A kid with no killer instinct whatsoever AND The new member of IMP! Causing conflicts, new adventures, chaos and a pinch of emotion in his life and that of his employees. Will Blitzo regret making that decision? Or will he eventually see Y/N as a true family member of his? Will Y/N make their lives a little better? Or will she fuck them up?

We were meant to be but we ain't see it from the beginning U fucked and I was fucked all we did was sining Tryna get stuff of my mind doing one thing and that is singing The pain is too much Now I gotta be rough Now I gotta be tough All I did was shout and cuss I can't let it get to me The love is all I need But it seems like I can't have it Even though I try my hardest All I wanted was to do was be a part of it...... By author: @theghettotraphouse~ Hood love storyy😩🍃

La guerra de elotitos y una explosión de sabor bubalu tamal

Ultra short story about crime

IN PAUSA❗ ǫᴜᴀɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴏɪ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴɴᴀʀᴇ, ᴘʀɪᴍᴀ ᴄʜᴇ ʟᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴀ ᴛɪ ᴄᴏsᴛʀɪɴɢᴀ ᴀ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅᴀʀᴇ ᴄɪᴏ̀ ᴄʜᴇ ʜᴀɪ ᴠɪssᴜᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴢᴀ ᴘᴇɴsᴀʀᴄɪ? Claire Montenegro fa l'operaia stradale a Napoli e lavora a stretto contatto con la polizia. Durante un cantiere in una vecchia stazione radiofonica abbandonata, si ritrova intrappolata in un'eterogenea congrega insieme a Justin Merrick, un sarcastico consulente immobiliare britannico. Ciò che entrambi ignorano è di essere legati da un profondo vincolo familiare. La loro memoria è stata azzerata e l'ex stazione radio si rivela una prigione tecnologica: un sistema calcolato al suo interno rilascia ogni giorno singoli frammenti del loro passato, mentre dall'Italia e dagli Stati Uniti arrivano misteriosi questionari a guidare l'esperimento. Più cercano di ricostruire la verità, più restano avviluppati nella rete del server. Quando il velo cade, l'illusione si spezza davanti a un'unica domanda: stanno riconquistando la propria identità o sono caduti nella trappola dell'impostore che ha rovinato le loro vite?

We've all dreamed of being superheroes or superheroines in our childhood, yet the true life of a superhero is nothing as DC or Marvel's trend paints it for you. One night, Elena lived, a regular 14 years old girl sees a dream where she meets a woman who gives Elena words of wisdom; in addition what seems to be a steampunk girl is pulling the strings for Elena to do exactly as she wants it. Elena will be faced with a decision that has only three options: she can run away and pretend her powers don't exist, she can use them to find out the truth or she can just use them for a greater good; such decisions will bring mistrust about her family as she doesn't know what to do. To top it all off, as soon as she runs away afraid of someone learning of her powers a mysterious group of men seem to be in search for her...

Crazy lady think she's this black man is her boyfriend and have 3 kid There's BLACK HUMOR

Stuffbook Part 1 𝙿𝚕𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎. *𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚢* 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 :^ 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚗. 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊. 𝙶𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝙶𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 :) 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎: ~ 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚄𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 ~ 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝙸𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 ~ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 ~ 𝙰𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 ~ 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 ~ 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛. 𝚃𝚆: 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛 ~ 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛 ~ 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 (𝚒𝚍𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚢) ~ 𝙶𝚊𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 ~ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚑𝚎~ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚅𝚊𝚕 <𝟹

When information becomes shame

In cold times, after a bloody military conflict between the humans and the puppets, frightening events begin to occur on the streets of Kolovrat. Foggy alleys engulf citizens at night, a mysterious vigilante liquidates the families of the ruling elite. Who is behind all this and who is the real villain here? (The official English translation of the book, originally written in Russian).

It's in the title my dear child

Gral and Harald Cooperson were brothers, explorers and wealthy idiots, and when tales of a creepy underground city were brought to their attention, they couldn't resist going to take a peek, reasoning that ghosts didn't exist and that a brief look around surely wouldn't be dangerous... Author's note: this is a short story, comprising three story parts, followed by a history of the aforementioned creepy city. Well, I think it's creepy. My partner thought it was hilarious. How would I categorise this? Possibly a fantasy horror story, with a good helping of cheesy nonsense to lighten the mood a bit. It is based in the fantasy world of the Four Realms, as most of my other stories are, but I believe it possibly could stand alone, except that readers need to know that Hale is a goddess with the attributes of torment and depravity, but who despite her nature is a protector of children and who would do absolutely anything to see children safe and their abusers punished. She is the granddaughter of an evil god named Halos who was destroyed many hundreds of years before this story starts. Her father, Honess, and brother, Hurbek, are also divine and the three share Halos's attributes between them. I don't think it needs to be marked as mature, but I'm happy to be corrected on this by readers. It does contain some swearing, and implied (though not described) cannibalism. Please note that the cover image does not belong to me.

Martin has a frog in his throat... literally.

Drama, trash, violence, torture, filth, Russian cyberpunk. This short but eventful story won't let you get bored. Ordinary Russian bitard Vasya finally decided to throw out the stinking garbage. An ordinary trip to the staircase of an old, shabby Khrushchevka on the outskirts of Moscow turned the rest of his life into hellish trash. The desire to hype on a shitting Donald Trump turned into a chain of scandals, intrigues, shootings, and brutal reprisals against the author of the video.

beh... non c'è bisogno di una descrizione, preparatevi solo alle peggio battute esistenti

This is a list of all of my favourite dark humour jokes. TW: some of these contain abortion jokes, suicide and self harm. Recommended to not read if you are below 16.

"Peter Parker is a student, laboratory assistant and superhero. A future discoverer of chemistry, biology, genetics, a future science star, and New York's hope for a peaceful life, Spider-Man is a crime-fighter, helping anyone who asks for it. Natasha Romanoff is an agent of SHIELD, Black Widow, the hope of humanity, saving the world in the company of the Avengers. Deprived of childhood, normal life and the opportunity to have children, she goes with the flow of life." ( What will await them when they meet? Let's find out) p.s SpiderWidow

Hotaru Konno left like a legend but returned in dirt. Either way, she was under the spotlight. Merciless gossip and rumors spread around. Turning 27. Single. Jobless. What a perfect time to take a little advantage of her filthy rich family. She was about to embrace the life of a NEET (Not in education, employment, or training). Life was pretty easy except... Her mom was determined to marry her off; Her idol-wannabe baby sister ticked her off every single day; A mysterious high-school boy with perfect white teeth was living under the same roof. A disappointment. A loser. A weirdo. Hotaru was all of the above. Nonetheless, she said NO to changes. At least not now and not by the people mentioned above.