Blackhumor cerita

yes, not all of them are mine...probably none are mine, but all i want is to make you smile through memes...that's all all credits to the deserving owner

ENGLISH VERSION BY: NISHIKIYI01

I'm just gonna post whatever's on my mind in a somewhat poetic way, I guess. It's masturbation for the most part.

Hotaru Konno left like a legend but returned in dirt. Either way, she was under the spotlight. Merciless gossip and rumors spread around. Turning 27. Single. Jobless. What a perfect time to take a little advantage of her filthy rich family. She was about to embrace the life of a NEET (Not in education, employment, or training). Life was pretty easy except... Her mom was determined to marry her off; Her idol-wannabe baby sister ticked her off every single day; A mysterious high-school boy with perfect white teeth was living under the same roof. A disappointment. A loser. A weirdo. Hotaru was all of the above. Nonetheless, she said NO to changes. At least not now and not by the people mentioned above.

Stuffbook Part 1 𝙿𝚕𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎. *𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚢* 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 :^ 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚗. 𝙸 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊. 𝙶𝚞𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝙶𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 :) 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎: ~ 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚄𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 ~ 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝙸𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 ~ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 ~ 𝙰𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 ~ 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 ~ 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛. 𝚃𝚆: 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛 ~ 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛 ~ 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚜 (𝚒𝚍𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚢) ~ 𝙶𝚊𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 ~ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚑𝚎~ 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚅𝚊𝚕 <𝟹

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This is a guy called Donald Bennet. He is African and speaks French but lives in Canada. He lives an interesting but destructive life. You can see yourself in it if I understand the context. Good reading...

"𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮, 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲" cover by asvpkilla

não tente entender o que está escrito. você pode enlouquecer antes que chegue lá. #ContémRevelaçõesTristes.

Trevor learns the afterlife apparently involves finding himself outside of Gresit, about to fight the Night Hordes and Dracula again. He can't say he never sinned, but enough to deserve a personalized Hell? Why can't he get to just be dead like everyone else?

Mina Gibbs' dad was her only friend and family in the world, and he's just died unexpectedly. Completely shattered, she's left to care for his large house and countless collection of plants while her mental health deteriorates. On her way back from her first therapy session, she passes by an angry cat who's been left on the side of the road. She decides to take the cat in, not knowing the wild chain of events that her new friend is about to trigger. THE CAT THAT ROBBED ME is a dark romantic comedy about loss, mental illness and the silver lining around every dark cloud.

beh mie care avete qualche problema? Bene sono qui per aiutarvi signore :) spero vi piaccia e nulla

Exciting adventures of God ipek and Atheist Punkist Mermaid Betül. They teach the best of humor to instagirls who think they are making humor by saying fuckboy and kedy or 31. The characters change per event, so we didn't map out a specific story element if you're going to read it. We don't claim to be writers or anything, man, we're just having fun. We write whatever comes to our minds, so to speak, a book that depends on our imagination and the steward of our pleasure, enjoyable reading. If you're a fuckboy, catboy, instaboy, fuckgirl, catgirl, instagirl or anything like that, we suggest you don't read it, it's a book that's beyond you.

This is a list of all of my favourite dark humour jokes. TW: some of these contain abortion jokes, suicide and self harm. Recommended to not read if you are below 16.

In a boring neighborhood where nothing important ever happens, a new neighbor arrives with a mysterious instrument that threatens to destroy the world. The neighborhood children begin to suspect the lethality of the object but at first no one believes them until perhaps it is too late.Ra

Crazy lady think she's this black man is her boyfriend and have 3 kid There's BLACK HUMOR

We were meant to be but we ain't see it from the beginning U fucked and I was fucked all we did was sining Tryna get stuff of my mind doing one thing and that is singing The pain is too much Now I gotta be rough Now I gotta be tough All I did was shout and cuss I can't let it get to me The love is all I need But it seems like I can't have it Even though I try my hardest All I wanted was to do was be a part of it...... By author: @theghettotraphouse~ Hood love storyy😩🍃

Holland is known for things like cheese, drugs, red windows, and beautiful houses. But there are also less well-known sides. Death is always the less glamorous part, and it is less attractive in the lives of everyone, especially tourists. Our end is definitely final. In the Netherlands, due to lack of space, it was decided that our loved ones' final station should not necessarily be the last one. For some, their culture sanctifies not only life but also the dead. It sanctifies fresh graves and ancient ones as well. And today in every building project, there is always a risk of encountering ancient graves, and then all future residents have to wait until the graves are identified and evacuated in the best-case scenario. Holland, which is advanced in many aspects, has also taken burial as a subject that requires management and cleaning. Every grave is actually rented for 20 years, and then if you don't pay or no one pays, the coffin is moved to another place and sometimes to another format. A large part of those who leave life in the Netherlands are forced, due to high rental costs, to direct their relatives to a crematorium in order not to occupy a burial place. Our story begins with two gravediggers who work in a cemetery and spend a lot of time removing burial coffins and finding not only people's remains but also memories and pains of others who often empathize with them. The stories are fictional, and if there is any resemblance to a case or event, it is purely coincidental, and there is no hint of an event that happened.