Blondie Stories

A teenage girl walks home, taking the usual shortcut through a dark alley way. Most of the time it's safe and she hasn't been attacked or mugged. But this time, it's different. A gang now occupy that area; menacing and cruel. What will she do?

Wattpad does not want to let me add more parts to my other joke book, and since I still want to make people laugh (or cringe) I will make a new book :D Enjoy :3

ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜʏ ꜰᴇᴡ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ, ʜᴀʀʀɪᴇᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴄɪᴠᴀʟ ᴀᴍᴇꜱ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀᴅ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴅʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅ pietro maximoff started: 10/11/23 finished: currently rewriting ᡣ𐭩 •｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅ disclaimer; i do not own any of the marvel characters and none of them are my own except for harriet, joshua, and sasha! warning; mildly vulgar language and violence.

A $10,000 bounty was now out for Sartana, and more than a few people were willing to seek him out themselves. Though, having a skilled gunslinging Americano on his side isn't so bad for him. ... Based on the film... I Am Sartana....Your Angel of Death. ... I Am Sartana...Your Angel of Death ...crossover with... ...The Man with No Name ... Yes, I wrote almost the entire script for the actual film myself and I won't ever be doing that again. Like I cut out so many scenes and it still took forever. Like the cover too, like literally nothing exists about Sartana either like if anything this might be the first ever Sartana fanfic ever written. A Sartana crossover with The Man with No Name fanfic doesn't exist anywhere and never once has Sartana been in the same picture as Clint Eastwood like where's my page in the Genius World Records like hello??

In 1977, Janie, Aeliana and Josie are three best friends who happen to have formed a band in late 1976, a punk band in Brixton called Crystal Illusion. Like other punk bands such as Sex Pistols, The Clash, Buzzcocks, Ramones, Blondie, etc have impact on them and many others.

Rachel and Sophie are twin sisters and are possibly the only two girls who dont know One Direction. Sure they've heard stuff about them from their friends and their Uncle Paul. Its the summer holidays and thier parents have gone off to the carribean leavin them with their Unlce Paul for the whole holidays. Little do they know - they'll know more about One Direction then some of their fans.

this is mainly a joke i made in roblox with my friend's cat :3

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I was tagged to post twenty facts about myself. I do hope these shall entertain you for the next minute or so of you choose to read them. It would be a shame if I wrote and no one liked them.

So there was like, this loser. And his name was something like Jacob Boner. And he was like important or some shit. So he went and like did funny shit and some people told him his life should be a TV show so...

This story is written in slang. It's a modern day version of the old fairy tale. I wrote it for my creative writing class.

The ideal life for everybody is to have a rich family, 6 brothers that adore you, a wonderful boyfriend, and have perfect life. Right? Wrong. Meet AJ bluzchip. Her family are billionaires but her parents are never home. 6 brothers who she always covering for. Boyfriend that cheated on her. She a straight A student, quiet, and doesn't like to draw any attention to herself. But what people don't know is that AJ is a racer. She drives her motorcycle day in and day out, her own world. When Aj keeps running into the schools bad boy. Hunter Redmen, things go from bad to worst. When Aj try's to keep her distance from Hunter. Hunter keeps following her around. Will this quiet girl run from Hunter?, will Hunter play her heart? Or will Hunter get the girl of his dreams? Only thing Hunter needs to know. He's going to need a fast car if he's going to try to catch Aj. All right reserved, don't even think about stealing my ideas. Achievement: #141 in Romance on what's hot list "I loved this!!!!" Sirius_Black_101 "Awesome book." MargiePeek "❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" simmyx-x "I am in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep love with your book! Thanks for writing it!!!!!!" emraldprincess "I loved the book ." jessiua "Great book: )" buttercup_113 "Ok I'm just gonna say that was the best bad boy book I've read on watt pad ever !!!!!!! I was so excited when I found it because it didn't just look like a typical cliche book... So thank u writing such a amazing book." Shawnmendeslovesmoi "I recently read Can you Catch Me and must I say it was the best book I ever read. When I was reading it I had so many emotions because I was so attached to it. You're an amazing writer and now I have to read all your other books because my god you have a talent." Sasha1258

When find someone perfect, it's because you love their imperfections so much that the imperfections become perfection to you. ********** I stared at him my fingers loosening around the icecream tub " What?" " I'm in love with you. I love you" " But I told you I wasn't perfect.....I told you that you don't-- " " Jacklynn-Rose" he looked at me pointedly " Do you think I care about what you think about yourself ? I don't care what anyone thinks about you except for what I think about you. I don't care about your imperfections because they're a part of who you are now. I love everything about you. You are perfection to me. And don't you ever forget it" ******* Jacklynn-Rose Vermont. Teen billionaire. Owns half of the tech companies in the continent alongside her best friends. At 19 she decides to take a break from her hectic lifestyle and complete university. It's where she meets Davian Daniels. The boy who drops coffee on her. Twice. And doesn't treat her like royalty. This is the part where they fall in love slowly, have a fight, then fall in love deeper,right? Wrong. How can she love someone if she doesn't love herself? Losing the love of your life at the age of sixteen can do that to a person. Even after three years of the tragedy, she doesn't allow herself to love another man. But can Davian be an exception?

ONE DIRECTION BROKE UP. SAD. Here is a fanfic in what really happens to harry laim louis zayn and naill. It is a fanfic dealing with reality. Now current status of band members? Harry broke Niall drunkurd Liam guilty and miserable Zayn sorry and tensed Louis drug addict. Life is a mess. They all will go back from where they really started to the roots to find why they really started. 1st revolution in their lives was X- factor which united them together. 2nd I will give a girl- read and stick till the end. ONE THING I can assure you that at the end of the book One Direction will be back together and will be smashing it. (that's what all one directioners want!)

When the trouble of the school accidentally starts an unexpected food fight, 15 year old Jo Moriarty is forced to be enrolled in Mr. Water's Grayview School. Which means: She has to live away from home for a year to hopefully get herself together. But what happens when a boy sticks by her side the entire time? A complete stranger, to be precise. He doesn't have to, but goes right along with her to Mr. Water's Grayview (A school that sets you straight), and is down on his knees with her cleaning the cafeteria. Will Jo fall head over heals for this blondie named Niall, or will conflict arise between the two? Read and find out.

17-year-old Susannah Caymen just completed her junior year of high school, and now she's ready for her family's annual summer vacation to Marina Pointe, North Carolina, where the beaches are essential and the shops are nostalgic. There, her and her five sisters will get a chance at love, life lessons, and a taste of what could be their future.

WE DO NOT CLAIM OWNERHIP OF THE HUNGER GAMES OR ANY OF THE CHARCTERS. My name is Kelly Brookes. I am sixteen years old. I have amazing blonde hair, big pouty lips and mascara to die for. I own every Hunger games book and movie that has been made. My bestie is an angry female cat called fluffy. And if I were in the Hunger games, I would die. I am the biggest fan of the franchise ever. Katniss is my spirit animal. But fighting, surviving, cooking and crawling through mud to find a tree to sleep in? Not really my thing. I'm happy sitting on the sofa and leaving that stuff to Katniss and Peeta. Or so I thought... Apparently the universe thought it would be a great idea to strike me with lightning and transport me right into Panem, District 12, just in time for the name Kelly Brookes to be selected for the games instead of Katniss. One thing's for sure. The Capitol is gonna have their shit handed to 'em on a silver plate because they ain't seen nothing like me yet.