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One day in class we were all reading a book, it was really boring...
Then my teacher asked me to talk in the hallway, I followed her Into the hall, my teacher took off her shirt and showed me her illuminati bra, then one of my friends came out of the class, his name was justin... He saw the teacher in the bra and pulled her hair
He pulled it really hard, as if he was pulling a pack of frosted flakes out of the box
Then the teacher slapped his face and accidentally scratched his eye ball! Since she had hurt my friend I kicked her in the knee cap, and broke her leg
Then my whole class came out dressed as stormtroopers, and weirdly enough
I was dressed as Luke
And the Teacher was dressed as darth vader...
She stood up and told me
Darth teacher: I love you Angus!
And then she bent over and bit my toe...
That's just one of my story's, don't worry guys it's not true!