Butthole Stories

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To the idiots who thinks the world falls in line with their euphemism...foh

Shrek did my butthole.

Tittiemagee had a bad day at yoga :(

This here, my lovely readers, is the story where I ship my dear friends with random anime characters. (Because I can.) Enjoy. Disclaimer: This is a joke. Do not take this whole book seriously!!! XD (But then again, who would even read this in the first place?) P.S. Art credit goes to @BelladonnaBlake

From "moistcash," the writing team that brought you the classic romance "Far, Far Away" come a harrowing tale that chronicles the Avengers' greatest struggle.

Trapped in school on my day off so im writing to feel something

One day a brave soul snuck into your favorite band, One Direction's backstage at their concert, and saw something they weren't supposed to see. Now they're stuck with them. Is their dream actually a nightmare?

Y/n gets isekai'ed into Bungo Stray Dogs but instead of being normal you got mental issues

I wrote thsi with my bestie honkie lol xd

idk

sad soup

thoughts.

Medical AU where Betty is a nurse under Doctor Archie Andrews. She must decide between him or her patient Jughead Jones, a man struggling against a life threatening disease.

This story is about a special box of free range eggs. ENJOY! JUST KIDDING ITS ABOUT SOME GIRL WHO DISCOVERS A CHICKEN AND IT HAPPENS TO BE A SHAPESHIFTER! HOPE YOU LIKE THIS BOOK

read you big blabbering boob.

one day there was a king and qreen they got married and they lived together for ever and dever we'll not for ever and dever they just stay together to they u married so thats the story if king and qreen