Captainobvious Stories

An idiot's guide to humanity, and also a bunch of sentences that will make you say "Thanks Captain Obvious!" The book is called Thanks Captain Obvious! Read the book. It is a book, so you have to read it.

It all started with a man who woke up and could hear a scream, well, he could hear ALOT of screams. He decided to help them, in a sort of OK way. He became Captain. Obvious!

After your parents sell you to a mysterious billionaire in the desert, you discover feelings you have never felt before, let alone for a rich white twink. (read captain obvious: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/captain-obvious/list?title_no=359748 )

A communist world, ruled by a heartbroken and evil buddhist half-chicken, and his right hand, "el bastardo", a scary French mime with a sense of fashion. Humanity's last hope is an idiot half-Mexican, called "el hombre valiente" (the brave man), who, with the help of Senpai Chikin and Captain Obvious, will hopefully defeat the evil half-chicken and save him from the dark side of Buddhism.

Disclaimer: This story includes strong language and may not be suitable for all audiences. A bubbly small town girl, Jesseye Scarta, is an orphan with big dreams. She wants to be the owner of a five star restaurant, but she's young and inexperienced. She has no money, so she resorts to the only other skill she has besides cooking -- pick pocketing. After snatching the wrong item and landing herself a spot in jail, she realizes that she can't accomplish her goals alone. She needs a team. She already has her best friend, Jazzebella Dechant, but she needs a third member. Who will it be?