Comedy Stories

Alex was an ordinary person with the dream of one day being transmigrated to a magical world. But what he didn't expect is that he would be transmigrated to a world much more than that, a world he knew very well, but instead of being given a system that would empower him, he was given a system that allowed him to make games, and the more people played, the more powers he would get. Tony Stark: Son of a bitch, I can do in real life everything this Watch Dogs guy does, but why can't I stop playing? Hulk: HULK HATES DARK SOULS!!! HULK SMASH DARK SOUS ARRRHHHHGGG!!! Nick Fury: If any agent can't complete the Hitman game by next week, that agent will be fired from the Shield! A world of superheroes, but who controls everything is "only" a game developer.

ရွှီကျူး+စူးချီ Completed in Paid GP Total chapters - 114

[MALE YANDERES X FEMALE MC] [EXCLUSIVE ENGLISH] The world isn't fair. After studying like crazy without sleep, surviving on three part-time jobs, and a rigorous scholarship selection process, Chiyo managed to get into Japan's top university. Only to die, reincarnate as an insignificant character, and repeat school. Again. The audacity. [Love of Abyss] is unlike most otome games. It's a dystopia where poliandry becomes mandatory. The female population is drastically reduced by an epidemic while men are driven with some kind of madness. A new world where love has no boundaries. Kakyouin High School encourages students to gain their Beloved. School staff and scientists monitor the progress of their love. With all events centered on romance, Chiyo is forced to participate. But her reluctance with the system doesn't go unnoticed. Worse, it makes her gain a lot of unwanted attention. "I just want to go to college. Dang it."

Outsiders all say that Kim Taehyung had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Jeon Enterprise, Jeon Jungkook, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple. However, they didn't know that Jungkook had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, "He micromanages everything. Won't let me drink or smoke, won't let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!" "I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me just twenty dollars a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few more!" Jungkook felt angry and wronged, "And I even have to wait on him!" "If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get one million dollars a month as spending money!" The prince said this to his friend. The day after he said this, Jungkook found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen. The Taehyung at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes with its soles peeling off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper. When Taehyung's parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Jungkook only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the 'useless high school dropout who didn't like to study and only has money in his eyes' as claimed by his younger brother. Jungkook couldn't bear the sight of this. He pulled Taehyung into his arms, angry, "Continue studying! Our Jeon family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!" Taehyung raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you?

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When Adam woke up in the world of The Boys, he thought he was lucky. A glowing 'System' screen appeared in front of him, promising him great powers to survive. But there was one huge problem: the system's loading bar moved very, very slowly. For twenty long years, Adam had to live as a normal, weak human. In this world, Vought's "superheroes" treated normal people like trash. Adam stayed quiet, hid from danger, and safely survived for two decades while watching the loading bar slowly go up. 98%... 99%... Finally, after waiting in the shadows for twenty years, the system reaches 100%. His reward for being so patient?........The Superman Template. Right now, his body can only handle 5% of Superman's powers. But Adam knows that even 5% of a true hero's power is enough to crush Vought's fake, selfish heroes. Because he has watched this world for 20 years, he knows exactly what to do. He finds Billy Butcher and 'The Boys' and joins their team. Adam doesn't just want to fight Homelander-he wants to play with his mind. Using his new super strength, speed, and bulletproof body, Adam and The Boys make a smart plan to completely scare him. Homelander has lived his whole life believing he is an untouchable god. But now, a mysterious enemy is hiding in the dark. Someone who can take his laser eyes without a single scratch. Someone who is faster, stronger, and not afraid of him at all. After waiting for twenty years, Adam is finally ready. He is going to make Vought's strongest hero feel something he has never felt before: Pure fear.

Lavanya was an ordinary college student from a middle-class family. Living alone in Bangalore, she found comfort in novels because reality had never given her the love and affection she longed for. Her favorite novel was The Possessive Rathores-the story of India's most powerful family, ruled by the feared and respected Vikram Rathore and his five extraordinary sons. Among all the characters, one stood out: Vanya Singh, the villainess everyone hated. But everything changes when a tragic accident ends Lavanya's life. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself inside the very novel she loved-and in the body of Vanya Singh. The problem? Vanya is destined for a miserable ending. Determined to survive, Lavanya decides to avoid the Rathores and stay away from the story's main plot. But fate has other plans. As secrets of the Rathore Mansion begin to unfold, she discovers that the family she feared is nothing like the novel described. Can she change Vanya's destiny? Can she uncover the truth behind Vanya's past? And when the powerful Rathores begin to care for her, will she finally find the family and love she always wished for? A tale of family, secrets, healing, and second chances, where the villainess gets the opportunity to rewrite her own story. Note : It is not like other stories where she behaves defferently and gradually hero falls for her . No definitely not for more information read the story.

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

ရုံးဝန်ထမ်းဖြစ်သူ လင်ယိတစ်​ယောက် အလုပ်အလွန်အကျွံလုပ်ခြင်း​ကြောင့် ရုတ်တရက်​သေဆုံးသွားခဲ့၏။ သူ မျက်လုံးများ ပြန်ဖွင့်လာချိန်မှာ လူချမ်းသာသူ​ဌေးကြီးတစ်​ဦးနှင့် စီးပွား​ရေးအရလက်ထပ်ထား​သော အ​မြောက်စာဇာတ်​ကောင်​လေး ဖြစ်​နေခဲ့​လေသည်။ ဤအိမ်​ထောင်​ရေး၌ လင်ယိက လုံးဝအ​ရေးမပါ​ချေ။ ​အေးစက်လွန်း​သော သူ၏ခင်ပွန်းဖြစ်သူ CEO မှာ အိမ်သို့တစ်ခါမှပြန်မလာဖူးဘဲ လစဥ်လတိုင်း သူ့ကတ်ထဲသို့ ယွမ်ငါးသန်း အသုံးစရိတ်ကိုသာ လွှဲ​ပေးတတ်သည်။ လင်ယိ : ဒီလို​ကောင်းတဲ့အရာမျိုး တကယ်ရှိတာလား။ ​ကဲ၊ အခုက အေး​အေး​ဆေး​ဆေးအနားယူပြီး လှဲ​​နေရမဲ့အချိန်ပဲ! ထိုအရာအပြင် လင်ယိမှာ ​မွေးစားသားတစ်​ယောက်ရှိ​နေသည်။ [T/N: တကယ်​တော့ လင်ပါသားပါ။ အဲ့နာမည်ကြီးက ​ခေါ်လို့မ​​ကောင်းလို့ ​မွေးစားသားလို့ ​​ရေးထားပါတယ်။] သူ၏​မွေးစားသားဖြစ်သူ ​ဟော့​မျန်မ

Medivh has transmigrated, but he isn't panicking at all... Why? Because there's no point in panicking when you've landed in the world of Fairy Tail, where the danger level is set to MAX! Seriously, how is one supposed to fight the final boss who is immune to magic? Better leave that overpowered mess to the protagonist... As for Ian, all he wants in this lifetime is to lay low and live a carefree life in the Fairy Tail Guild. That was the plan until the year X778, when a little crimson-haired rice dumpling knocked on his door. From that moment, Ian unlocked a dream simulation ability. Thus, Medivh began jumping across countless timelines, saving tragedies from unfolding. In one of his dreams, he traveled 400 years into the past and took down the general who had abandoned Irene. He also saved Gray's family and Ur, and effortlessly wiped out Deliora in the process. He reunited August with Mavis, and casually sent August undercover to the Western Continent. For the longest time, Ian thought it was all just part of a dream. Then Irene dropped the bombshell: "Yes, Erza is your daughter." Medivh: "Huh?!" Selene: "Ian, you need to own up to your actions." Medivh: "Own up to what? It was all in a dream! Can't I cut loose a little in my own dreams?"

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

Jin a person reborn , a new life after saving a little girl from getting run over, after playing Minecraft, to get food. To die , but to be reborn into another universe similar to earth, as an orphan, to find out he was married, to a beautiful and cold female ECO , but to get divorced after three years of marriage. Jin wasn't Sad at all. On the contrary he was happy , but didn't show it as he left and went to living in a village to be a farmer, because of the special abilities From the Minecraft games he always plays in his last life . But after a year of disappearing from her she began to seek out the marvelous farmer ,who made such delicious crops and to partner with. But to her surprise when she finds out, who he really is!"

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

CeoxAssistant|gxg|slowburn|15 years age gap He leaned over her desk for fourteen minutes. Amalia didn't remember his name by the time Nadia was done with her. "What's his name?" "I don't knowww" Amalia whined. "Good girl." She wiped the smudged lipstick from Amalia's mouth with her thumb like a statement. Then walked the entire length of the office, poured water, walked back. Set it down. Amalia looked at it. Looked at Nadia. Raised both shoulders toward her ears and turned her face away. "You're being ridiculous, Amalia." But Amalia didn't budge. Nadia picked her up. Sat back down with Amalia settled against her, tipped the glass to her lips, kissed her once between every sip. Unhurried. Like this was completely reasonable. It was the most spoiled thing Amalia had ever allowed. She allowed all of it. "More." she said when the glass was empty. "Brat." "Your brat." Nadia didn't answer. She didn't have to. She just went to get more water. Amalia Peters. 20. Never carried her own bag. Never pumped her own gas. Never eaten a meal that wasn't placed in front of her like an offering. Beautiful. Brilliant. Completely aware of both. Then June took her parents and left her in a house so quiet she talked to empty chairs. She got a job not because she needed money because the silence was unbearable. She pouted through the entire interview. Got hired anyway. Nadia Crane. 35. Looks 25. Stopped being flattered by that around thirty. On paper - CEO. Empire builder. Never raises her voice. Off paper - cargo that moves at night. Contracts nobody signs twice. A stillness that has ended careers, companies, and at least three men's entire futures. She runs several companies. Only some are legal. She watched Amalia Peters sigh at a waiting room chair like it had wronged her ancestors. And hired her on the spot. Her parents spoiled her. Her boss ruined her beyond repair. #1 in spoiled. #1 in intersex. #1 in gl. #1 in lesbianlgbt #1 in sapphic

Born into one of the most dangerous mafia families in the world, she should've been feared like the rest of them. like what do you mean by allergic to safety???!!!

Patreon :- Miss_Scream Death wasn't supposed to come so suddenly. One moment, Amara was living her quiet, ordinary life. The next, she was thrust into a new existence she never asked for. Dropped into Forks, Washington months before Bella Swan's arrival Amara awakens to an unfamiliar family, a familiar name, and powers she doesn't quite understand. The world feels wrong, yet eerily recognizable, as though it's following a script she half-remembers. As shadows stir and glittering predators lurk in the forest, Amara must navigate her second chance at life with caution, wit, and a stubborn will to survive. She may not know why she's here, but one thing is certain her choices will change everything. Twilight is no longer the story you thought you knew.

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

A Hentai World is a Dangerous Place, Especially if Your Best Friend is a Hentai Protagonist and You Are a Trap.

Jack didn't ask to save the world. He just wanted to run his convenience store in peace. Then he woke up in a wasteland. No town. No neighbors. No Wi-Fi. Just cracked red earth, dead trees, and a voice in his head calling itself the Limitless Omniversal Supply System. The LOSS System. Jack laughed for a very long time. The system was not amused. Now he has a fully stocked store, unlimited water and electricity, and a system that's somehow both all-powerful and deeply offended by everything he says. To survive in a world where the average temperature hits 52°C, Jack will have to sell supplies, make allies, build shelter, and figure out why his little store might be the first step toward bringing a dead world back to life. One cold soda at a time.