Comedy Stories

မှော်ဆေးမင် အစွမ်းနဲ့ ကမ္ဘာကြီးကို သိမ်းပိုက်မယ် ဘာသာပြန်- Alex ( Myth horizon )

တစ်မိသားစုလုံးရဲ့ သဲသဲလှုပ်ချစ်ခံရတဲ့ညီမငယ်လေး

Kurogare Takeshi survived war zones, high-risk missions, and the loss of his left arm. Surviving Tracen Academy? That might be his toughest assignment yet. Hired as campus security because "we need someone who can actually stop the girls from sneaking out at 3 a.m.," the retired special forces operator quickly learns that hyper-energetic Uma Musume are more dangerous than any enemy he faced in the field. From breaking up Gold Ship's latest "brilliant" prank to staring down Kitasan Black's endless positivity, Takeshi's days are filled with deadpan one-liners, reluctant life lessons, and the occasional one-armed takedown.

After transmigrating into a historical novel, Wen Mian expected at least a decent role. Instead, she became a low-ranking palace maid. Other maids read their masters' expressions and survive through clever schemes. Wen Mian, however, only stares back blankly. [Why are you looking at me? I didn't do anything.] Fine. If she couldn't play palace politics, she would simply endure her years of service and leave the palace at twenty-five. That was the plan. Until the emperor suddenly chose her to be his personal maid. Serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. On her very first day, Wen Mian had already begun composing the epitaph on her future grave. *** Emperor Zhaoyan has a secret. Since ascending the throne, he has been able to hear the thoughts of everyone around him. Ministers plotting rebellion. Consorts smiling while hiding daggers. Endless schemes echo through his mind every day, making the Forbidden City colder than ever. During a harem interrogation, he prepares to expose the guilty- Until a different voice suddenly appears in his mind. [Why are you still looking at me? Never mind... I'm hungry.] [I want red bean milk rolls... roast duck... roast goose...] Emperor Zhaoyan: ... In the cold palace, this one girl's chaotic thoughts become the only warmth he hears. And this time, he refuses to let her go. *** (Mini Theater) Wen Mian expressionlessly pulls her hand out from beneath the apricot-yellow silk quilt. Her hand is... wet. Emperor Zhaoyan's voice turns hoarse. "Since things have come this far, you belong to me now. You cannot leave the palace. My beloved, stay here with me. I will never mistreat you." Wen Mian glares at him. "Your Majesty... are you trying to steal someone's future wife?"

Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

I crossed into the world of Type Moon and, for some reason, the Root itself recognized me. As long as I die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become its lord, an existence stronger and freer than even the Seven Grand Servants. So, in order to die, I started acting like a complete fool across the Nasuverse. I cursed Gilgamesh to his face in Uruk, challenged almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, proclaimed in Israel that Solomon was a demon god instead of a holy king, and even stood at Morgan's side in Britain. Yet for some reason I am still alive. By 1994, Fuyuki City, history has given me a ridiculous list of titles: the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, the miracle worker supported by Prince Camelot. On top of the Fuyuki Bridge, a young yet world weary Lovi sits on the railing, staring at the city lights and sighing. "Tell me, what exactly went wrong? Or you could just kill me here and let me finally ascend to the Throne of Heroes. Please." Kiritsugu Emiya lights a cigarette, glances at Artoria holding the Holy Spear, at the treasury of the King unfolding beside Gilgamesh, at the crimson spear tip reaching out from the distant Kingdom of Shadows. The cigarette in his hand trembles slightly.

✅ completed Few achievements prolly. #1 in Asian on 10 july 2025 #1 in destiny on 30 july 2025 #1 in dirty minded on 18 aug 2025 Paru Agnihotri Is a kind girl with ego problem.She is the only heiress of the Hotel and departmental store chain FIRE AND FLAMES. She had a crush on Dev Rajvanshi since her teenage days of high school. Finally she is going to marry him by an arrange marriage. Dev Rajvanshi He is cold as ice but soft inside for his family. His anger issues are notorious.He is strict with his employees but respects them all. He have always seen Paru as a little sister as she was her sister's best friend. But now he is going to marry her. Will he fall for her? Or has he already fallen for her? Hi pookies. This is my second book. Hope you all love it. It is not toxic. Will he fall for her ? Tropes Best friend's brother Age gap First love and crush Arranged marriage. Hyper boy × Naughty girl (calm most of the time though) If you are adding it into a reading list. Please also follow me.

Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

She took his hand then and placed it-not ceremoniously, not dramatically-against her abdomen. Still flat beneath fabric. Still unchanged to the eye. His breath caught. "There," she said. "You're officially present." He didn't move. Barely breathed. "I don't feel anything." "It's early." "So it's ignoring me." She smirked. "Much like its parents." He snorted despite himself. "Rude." She leaned back, head resting against the stone wall. "You can talk, if you like." He stared at her. "To the child." "Yes." "What would I say." "Whatever you'd say to anyone you intend to terrify and protect simultaneously." He considered that, then leaned closer, lowering his voice as if the sea itself might overhear. "You will not be weak," he murmured. "You will not be small. And no one will ever touch you without consequence." Ariella hummed. "Subtle." "It's honest." She turned her head to look at him. "Try again. Less threat. More... reassurance." He grimaced. "I don't reassure." "You're doing fine." He sighed and tried again, awkwardly sincere. "You're... wanted." Her expression softened fully now. "And," he added, "your mother is very irritating but extremely competent." She laughed quietly. "Careful. I'll tell it you said that." He glanced down at her stomach, then back at her face. "It doesn't move." "Not yet." He frowned. "I expected something more dramatic." "Patience," she said. "Even dragons take time." They sat like that for a while, firelight flickering, the sea marking time beyond the walls. Eventually, Ariella shifted and yawned, the fatigue of the day finally asserting itself. Daemon noticed immediately. "You should sleep." "I will." "Now." "In a moment." Dragonstone stood watch-men loyal, banners snapping, a dragon coiled in the heights. Inside, two formidable people sat quietly with the smallest, strangest certainty either had ever known.

The war between gods should have ended with victory. Instead, Odin All-Father returns from Jotunheim carrying three children- one born of thunder, one born of frost, and one... whose origin even the gods cannot see. Reborn into the Marvel world as Odin's third son, Alexander Ashborn Odinson grows beneath the golden halls of Asgard-quiet, observant, and far too calm for a child of gods. While Thor shines like lightning and Loki walks the edge of shadow, Alexander sleeps peacefully... as if the universe itself has agreed not to look at him. But silence does not mean weakness. Hidden beneath his innocent smile is a sign-in system, awakening powers drawn from worlds beyond gods and myths. Fire that should not exist. Wisdom that predates fate. A presence that makes even Yggdrasil bend its roots in protection. As Alexander grows, so do the questions. Why can divine authority not command him? Why do cosmic beings fail to notice his existence? And why does Odin-ruler of realms-hesitate when he looks upon his youngest son? In Asgard, laughter echoes and brotherhood is forged. Beyond it, the cosmos stirs-aware that something is missing. Because some flames are not meant to burn yet. And when the world finally dares to look at Odin's third son... it may already be too late.

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025] [[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]

အရင်ဘဝက လရောင်ဖြူကြောင့်ထောင်ကျခဲ့ပေမယ့် ဒီဘဝမှာတော့ လရောင်ဖြူရဲ့ချစ်သူကို လုယူနိုင်ခဲ့

|| "You are my maid! So therefore you are mine!" °• In which a maid discovered her past life specifically about a yandere novel when she accidentally tripped while taking the laundry to dry. Aria Grace, a mere side character that didn't had any impact on the novel, was now a character that will soon get all the unwanted attention and unwanted affection she doesn't want at all.. Despite all her efforts on not doing anything, somehow she's affecting everything just by existing and knowing the plot. "I don't get paid enough for this." Aria murmured while watching the villainess, and the male lead fight over her.. (All of the images in this story are not mine, credits to the real owners)

Hestia del Rosario is a powerful noblewoman born from proud house of the Rosario Marchiony. She is known for tormenting her own daughter for the simple reason of... not being born a boy. In the original story, she died a brutal death at the hands of her husband: the Duke himself. Her daughter? Left to rot in the woods... until the female lead finds her and raises her as her own. I was just your ordinary about to be transmigrated girl before I died. But then i suddenly woke up and became the abusive, spoiled, and "evil mother" who died in chapter three! Getting poisoned by my husband? No way! Letting my daughter be taken away by a kind-hearted commoner? Well it can't be helped! She is the Female Lead, who can resist such charm?! But dying again? Absolutely not! "Your grace please don't hurt me" "Your grace I'm sorry, I won't do it again!" "Mommy...?" "Mom, where are you going?" "Mom, please don't leave me here with Dad. I want to go with you!" If I want to survive in this story, I have to rewrite the role I've been given before the main plot catches up to me. All I need to do is not abuse my daughter, do not blackmail the Duke because of my family's fame and connections, not be evil, and maybe, just maybe, I'll avoid my death. ...Hopefully. "Who says that we're getting divorced?" "We don't even love each other! I want to get married to a man that I love!" "Then love me, can't you do that?" First the child doesn't need the Female Lead, now my husband is clinging onto me? Date started: August 3, 2025 Date Finished: August 27, 2026 🏆 Rank 12 at Fantasy-Romance

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION When her initiation into her college's History Club goes awry, Sol has to come face to face with Ethan-the cute guy whose house she just broke into. ***** Soledad Gutierrez, or Sol to her friends, decides to join the History Club at her Community college. However, this club is not like other clubs: they have an initiation process and a slew of other 'extracurricular activities.' In order to join the club, Sol must break into the oldest house in her small Californian town and steal one of their forks. The club members provide all the materials to break in; she just needs to take the utensil, take a selfie in the kitchen, and get out undetected-with the fork, of course. The problem is: Ethan Winston spots Sol in his grandparent's house, and he's determined to uncover the reason behind the break-in. However, both he and Sol are thrown for a loop when feelings begin to develop between them. And as Ethan becomes suspicious of the History Club, he and Sol get tangled in an adventure none of them were expecting. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] [[Wattys 2019 Winner for Young Adult + Being Published by Wattpad Books in Fall 2020]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. ***** With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system. Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for. Plus hot alien sex! ... [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail

Visit my Patreon account and subscribe to read more chapters in advance and get more benefits. My Patreon account: Marshmallow_Sweet Please support me on Patreon, thank you!!! (There's also a link in my profile.) _____ [Period Articles, Food, Everyday Life] Food blogger Zhou Yan, reborn in 1984, takes over a bankrupt Sichuan restaurant. In this era of scarcity, he offers diners a taste of high-quality cuisine! Cross-legged beef, husband and wife lung slices, mapo tofu, dongpo pork knuckle, diving rabbit... Stir-fry, sauté, roast, steam, deep-fry, boil, braise, smoke... Each dish has its own unique style, each dish offers a unique flavor! From then on, a small town in southern Sichuan gained a renowned small restaurant. Diners gathered around small tables to feast on cross-legged beef, while young people loved the bobo chicken, and connoisseurs drooled over a bowl of Linjiang shredded eel... The silly little girl looked up from her bowl: "If you want noodles, get in line!" [A pure food article, warm and daily life + Sichuan and Chongqing Tyrannosaurus! ] _____ *This novel belongs to the author Qing Yu Jiang Hu (轻语江湖). I am currently translating this book. If you are interested in this book and would like to continue reading, please subscribe or purchase it once through my Patreon account! (Marshmallow_ Sweet) _____

Kenji had a simple life: Lift heavy, game hard, binge anime watch wrestling and ignore cardio. Then he got hit by a truck. He expected to wake up in heaven. Instead, he woke up in a crib... as Princess Lily, the daintiest, frill-wearing noble daughter in a fantasy kingdom. Now, trapped in a body built for tea parties, Kenji is determined to grind his way back to being an apex predator. But the path to becoming an S-Rank adventurer isn't easy when: Your mom wants you to marry a Duke. Your "party" consists of a Goth Mage who can't cast, an Elf Archer who can't aim, and a Catgirl who sleeps on your face. You have a confusing crush on your own Nanny. Watch Princess Lily trade her tiara for a greatsword and prove that you don't need testosterone to be the strongest bro in the dungeon. Expect: 💪 OP Protagonist (who is a girl) ⚔️ Wrestling Moves & Swords 🔥 A disaster Harem 🤣 Pure Chaos