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━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ ❝ LET'S GET MARRIED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. ❞ || In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

My collection of DFO Oneshots because I love the theory about Hisashi Midoriya being AFO. The Oneshots will contain: Canon? Yesn't. A sprinkle of angst, fluff, and crack. Momma Inko smacking the fuck outta her husband. And Izuku being done with everything. He needs a break. (For more info check out the content overview!) - Cross-posted on Ao3 as "His precious Emerald || Dad For One Oneshots" - 27/30 Oneshots completed (+ extra chapters)

What do you do when you're the Boy Who Lived... and you want absolutely nothing to do with it? Harry Potter never asked for fame, fans, or the weight of a prophecy. So he does what any self-respecting eleven-year-old chaos gremlin would do-he fakes his own identity with the help of goblins, reinvents himself as Hadrian Riddle, and enters Hogwarts ready to enjoy life his way. But Hogwarts isn't ready for him. With a growing inner circle of oddballs, pranksters, and confused purebloods, Hadrian navigates classes, house rivalries, magical secrets, and the occasional dance-off, all while pranking the entire wizarding world and accidentally becoming more beloved than he ever intended. Dumbledore thinks love will save him. The Weasley twins think he's their dark lord. Silvia thinks he's a god. Vicky is dealing with an Identity Crisis. Snape is still obsessed with Lily. And Hadrian? He just wants snacks and a nap. Let the chaos begin. Going to introduce you too some very popular content creators who do Harry Potter. Enjoy

⚠️I do not own Boboiboy, Izuku and/or any characters from this fan fiction whatsoever ⚠️English is not my first language so the grammar and spellings are at times broken ⚠️Boboiboy and friends crosses over to BNHA after Retak'ka Like any other day, Boboiboy and his friends are always got into some trouble with different villains that popped up out of nowhere and just like any other villain, they had it defeated while also saving Adu Du and Probe in the process. (The duo are always there) But this time, the team got sucked into a portal that Ochobot clearly didn't make since Ochobot was with the Commander. Not knowing where they are, Boboiboy and his friends started to explore not knowing that the green little alien and the floating purple are with them too.

Hua Yong curled closer, gripping him with trembling hands. "Do not leave. Please. Please do not leave." Wenlang muttered, "This is terrifying. I liked him better when he insulted me every time I breathed." Gaotu shot him a sharp glare. "Be quiet. He is overwhelmed."

"Shitty author, shitty novel! Prince Zuko deserves justice!" Aang's famous last words as he took his last breath. ...Forced to read his favorite character's unjust death and being killed after. Aang had had enough when he was yeeted into the same novel he died cursing because an annoying entity called 'The System' thought it would be fun transmigrating him into the most annoying novel he had the misfortune of reading. To make things worse, Aang didn't become an anonymous NPC, so he could help his favorite character from the sidelines. Instead, he became that damned Protagonist who will end up killing the Scum Villain, Prince Zuko! ......You know what? Let the world burn and the plot go up in flames! Aang was going to give Prince Zuko the happy ending he deserved, one way or another, even if it killed him! ... Or A different retelling of ATLA, SVSSS style!

"Yo... you were right," Ahsoka said between sniff as she pull out of the hug. "about Aiden." Padmé frown. "Did something happen between the two of you?" Ahsoka nodded, and with a shaky breath, she blurted out. "He cheated on me." "Oh, Ahsoka." Padme said sadly and she hug her again. But, as she hug her, Padme felt something she hadn't felt in years. Rage. ----- Ahsoka's ex thought he could cheat on her, break her heart, and get away with it Her family proves him wrong.

The most tuffest and nonchalant person is interested in you?! Lucky lucky!!

**WARNING: This crack story barely contains any plot! Four friends, Ann, April, Sandra, and Vick, have been together the entire school year. But when the first annual SportsFest arrives, they get competitive as they get sorted into the four different houses: Campana, Cangrejo, Crucifijo, and Navio. The house of Campana, the yellow bell, values teamwork, competence, and strategy. They push their way into 1st Place together with pride. Somos Luchadores, Campana! The house of Cangrejo, the red crab, holds the most skillful athletes in school. They believe they can win the first prize and destroy everyone. The house of Crucifijo, the white cross, knows that they can do anything as long as they have cheer. With team joy, pride, and each other by their side, they are sure to achieve their goals! The house of Navio, the blue ship, believes that absolutely anything can be done to achieve victory. Their combination of strong spirit, will, and fellowship will lead them to the gold. Asul, sul, sul, asul, Navio! Which house will win the school's first annual SportsFest? Place your bets, because this will be one heck of a ride!

Shidou got bored, so he decided to create chaos and found something new about Rin.

Because there are only 20 Tsaritsa/Pierro fics on AO3 and none on Wattpad and Ive read all the English ones already. Idk, a bunch of Snow Queen and Genshin Rasputin headcanons, crack, fluff, and Furby's thrown together. Slight other ships, but these Tsaritsa and Pierro are the main objects of my attention (for now). In this, Webttore is the og Dottore for most things. Might be a one-shot collection or might be connected stories with small plot, idk. Updates inconsistent, but only cause I cant edit Credits for the cover art to the artist, I found it on TikTok and don't know who it is. Lemme know if you do!

Izumi jumped mid-death back in time (by sheer will) and caught an attitude alongside the ride. (Or; the zero point two fucks Izumi Midoriya thought she had expired the moment she woke up 5 years in the past.)

*****irregular uploads, because I somehow keep returning to writing :/ Classroom of the Elite oneshots, no explanation needed. I'm aiming for shorter ~1k to 2k words per one-shot. Expect some tame but goofy trash. (and brain damage) Also, I'm a beginner so please don't set your expectations too high. TvT I'll update when I get a cool idea, maybe. (Shoutout to Syougo Kinugasa who wrote the og LN)

"Dang it, Shidou, I have to fix your suit again? Stop getting the anti-riot measures activated!" In which you, the genius engineer at 17, stepped into a world full of sweaty, determined, and attractive boys. All of which played football like their life depended on it. Disclaimer in first chapter. Cover is made by me on Canva, background picture is from Pinterest. DO NOT COPY my story.

The Battle Cats are sent to a post-apocalyptic world in their journey to conquer the multiverse. What do they do next? Conquer it! Obviously!! The world must know of the cuteness of cats!!!! Go, Battle Cats!!! Save (conquer) the humanity that was forced into hiding inside an underground city!

What happens when Fairy Tail's worst influence is left unattended in a gacha game? Read here to find out!

─ ❝𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 boy, how'd you feel about making a deal with the devil of romance❞ ⋆｡k.bakugouxfem!reader ⌗ ╴ IN WHICH you blackmail a 1-A student into being your muse, and your relationship seemed to take a turn. For the better or for the worst? © 𝗸𝗼𝗵𝗲𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟰 © 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗯 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭

A cold creepy voice seeped into Utahime's soul..., bypassing her ears entirely, whispering a chilling promise: "When you wake up... you will fall deeply in love with the first person you see. And you will do anything that person asks." And unfortunately that person happens to be Gojo Satoru. #It's a crack fic btw#

By form of divine punishment, X is banished to a world full of humanoid equine known as Umamusume. Upon arriving, he is quick to realize that not only has he been turned into one of these 'umamusume', but he has also been stripped of his powers, save for a few. When he is found by Tokai Teio, her and Team Spica offer to help him become a world-famous Umamusume. Watch as X takes the racing world by storm, and watch as he engages in shenanigans along the way! (X HAS NO ROMANTIC PAIRINGS) (X WILL MOST LIKELY BE VERY OOC AND NOT LORE-ACCURATE) #1 in 2011x (1/10/26) #4 in sonicexe (1/10/26) #3 in exe (1/10/26) #3 in ooc (1/10/26)

Phighting Self-Insert isekai no one asked for Em, or Connie, a slightly above-average person-- a lazy genius at its best, gets sent to phighting and decides to do what they've always wanted to do. Befriend all of her favorite characters! Although, his journey wouldn't be entirely smooth-sailing.