LilMushroomMoo
Hey, do you like cigar smoking, apathetic womanizing pricks in fancy suits, shooting guns at people in the dark... yeah me too. This an intentionally bad, cheesey bastardization of your childhood starring Secret Bear. Why is he Secret Bear? Dunno. But here is an over complicated and dramatic reason as to why, instead of it being he is just called that, therefore he does. Needless to say, enjoy some carefree corny goodness.