Chaoticenergy Stories

Dante was transmigrated and somehow ended up with something called the Agent System. Now he's with the FBI. Apparently. And every time he solves a case, he randomly acquires one of the target's abilities, like some glitchy RPG reward screen. Before he even had time to process the absurdity, the universe threw its first red flag. Someone just broke out of Fox River Prison. Not weird enough? There's also a quiet little town near Boston called Storybrooke. Yeah, that Storybrooke. Meanwhile, in the suburbs of Raccoon City, wild animals have started attacking civilians. Silent Hill? Still doing its thing-tourists keep vanishing like it's a feature, not a bug. On national television, Bruce Wayne's love life is headline news. The anchor smirked and compared him to that other billionaire playboy, Tony Stark. The one running things? A one-eyed guy who looks like someone shoved a hard-boiled egg into a leather trench coat. And Dante's first mission? Head to Arkham Asylum. As HR. To recruit Harley Quinn. Right. Totally normal day.

Aaluu aluu- So this is a story about a guy who was just trying to survive freelance gigs, caffeine withdrawals, and crippling self-doubt-until he accidentally got dragged into a fake date that turned into a real storm. It's about a girl who says too little and means too much. It's about walking into rich people's homes with a bouquet you can't afford, messing up art competitions, being called "bhabhi" way too early, and falling in love with someone who refuses to call it that. It's not the clean kind of romance. It's messy, inconvenient, confusing. But it's real. And as for me? I'm just a broke, caffeine-driven smoker throwing a part of my brain onto your screen. Hope it makes you laugh. Hope it makes you feel. Hope it stays with you a little longer than it should. No one cares about that tbh anyways enjoy.

Mika Nishimoto never planned to get tangled in Nanba Prison's secrets. She's just Hajime's quirky niece with a spoiled sugar glider named Pixel... and a habit of sneaking into the prison's circuits. But when locks jam, cameras glitch, and routines start shifting, the inmates whisper about a "ghost in the system." Hajime's suspicion grows, and Mika's playful chaos is harder to hide. She wanted to help. Now? She might've started a game she can't control. All credit goes to Nanba and Pinterest

uh, shit post, ig? *𝙒𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙄𝙂𝙉𝙄𝙁𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙎

Emily Vasquez thought rock bottom was getting dumped by her superhero boyfriend. That was before she got kidnapped by a guy with too many monologues, suspiciously good skin, and a flair for the dramatic. Enter Ransom Alexander: supervillain, heir to a legacy of chaos, and somehow the least threatening criminal mastermind in the city. She wants a job, dignity, and maybe a therapist. He wants world domination-or at least validation from cooler villains. Neither of them has a plan. Both of them have issues. This should be fun.

This poem captures a real and chaotic Sunday morning that spiraled from peaceful oatmeal to a full emotional meltdown, followed by church parking lot drama, a barking emotional-support dog, a scarecrow-looking staff member demanding a pointless car move, and the panic-triggering boss at the center of it all. It's honest, funny, dramatic, emotional, and told with the kind of humor you use when life throws nonsense at you before 10 AM. If you've ever had a day where everything goes wrong for no reason, this poem is your whole soul on paper.

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"I came here to win battles. I didn't expect to fall for my rival." 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 Sixteen-year-old Kaia Blaze isn't your average trainer. She's sarcastic, reckless, and banned from three different Pokémon gyms for "accidental" arson (her Charizard has opinions). But after a mysterious Elite Four member disappears, Kaia is chosen by Professor Rowan to compete in the new Silver League Trials-a deadly serious tournament held once every ten years, where the prize is more than just a badge. It's a ticket to the top. But her biggest obstacle? Jett Kuro. Her cold, gorgeous rival with a team of dark-types, a tragic past, and the audacity to smirk every time he beats her. As secrets unravel about the Trials, a rogue team called Oblivion starts hunting trainers with rare Pokémon. Kaia and Jett are forced to team up (reluctantly) to uncover what's really going on-and try not to kill each other in the process. Or kiss each other. Whichever comes first.

Draco Malfoy had one simple plan: win a bet by making Ginny Weasley fall for him. Easy, right? WRONG. Because now: ✔️ Ron Weasley is actively plotting his murder. ✔️ Fred and George are selling copies of his love letters. ✔️ Hogwarts has turned into a war zone. ✔️ Somehow, Harry Potter is involved, and Draco DOESN'T KNOW WHY. ✔️ Ginny Weasley is a certified menace, and he might actually be in love with her. Also, Blaise Zabini started all of this, Theo Nott is being hunted by Luna Lovegood, Mattheo Riddle has found himself fake-dating Hermione Granger, and Enzo Berkshire might be engaged to a ghost. This shouldn't be happening. This shouldn't be Draco's life. And yet... Hogwarts might not survive, but Draco Malfoy sure as hell won't either.

When destiny ties two souls, even time and distance can't untangle them. At nine years old, Luciano Greco, heir to Korea's most powerful entertainment empire, became mysteriously accident-prone during his family's visit to India. Desperate for answers, his spiritual mother sought help from a lady pandit-who revealed that Luciano's misfortune stemmed from a broken bond in his past life. The cure? A sacred ritual binding his fate to the son of her dearest friend. That six-year-old boy was Ruhan Varen-bright, clingy, and disastrously talkative. Their families performed a symbolic childhood engagement, believing it would restore balance. Eighteen years later, Ruhan has grown into a chaotic dreamer chasing his goal of becoming a K-pop idol manager. When he moves to Seoul to start fresh, his parents send him to stay with their old friends-the Grecos. Now Ruhan's chaotic energy collides head-on with Luciano's neat-freak perfectionism under one very expensive roof. And what Luciano doesn't expect... is that the sassy boy he once found annoying might just be the one person capable of turning his perfectly ordered world upside down again. Ruhan Varen's life plan was simple-move to Korea, land his dream job as a K-pop manager, and maybe avoid being dramatic for once. A grumpy CEO and his chaotic fiancé-under the same roof. #BL / Boys' Love #Romantic Comedy #Destiny / Fate Bond #Slow Burn with Humor #Family Drama + Cultural Blend #mafia

When I woke up, I wasn't in my bed I was sitting on an obsidian throne, wearing spiked armor, and apparently the final boss in a video game I barely remembered playing. I had three days to prepare before the Hero showed up to defeat me... permanently. My only "ally"? Mylo - a sleek, talking cat with molten-gold eyes, a smug smile, and a habit of "accidentally" sabotaging my every move. Between fireball fails, bizarre bonding quests, and more purring than seems healthy, I can't tell if he's protecting me... or setting me up for the ultimate game over. But when the Hero arrives, I discover Mylo's betrayal isn't the end of the game. It's just the start of a new one.

💡 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍: Welcome to a book that is 50% aesthetic, 50% insanity, and 100% questionable decision-making. ✨ This isn't your ordinary comedy book. Oh no. This is a beautiful mess filled with: ✔️ Existential crises over missing socks 🧦 ✔️ Deep philosophical debates about why WiFi never works when you need it 📶 ✔️ Unhinged one-shots about everyday disasters that should NOT be this funny 😆 ✔️ Random but oddly relatable rants about life, because why not? 🤡 If you love structured chaos, sarcasm, and aggressively aesthetic formatting, then congratulations-you just found your new obsession. Read at your own risk. Side effects may include: 🔹 Sudden bursts of laughter in public places 🔹 An identity crisis over whether you're the main character or the comic relief 🔹 The realization that this book might be too unhinged... but you love it anyway

Featuring CrackyKidVa and Haru_TheSkyKid

I only wanted to play soccer. That's it. But then me (hi, I'm Raffle) and a bunch of ten-times-younger kids ended up climbing into a supposedly abandoned manor called Whispergloom, and things spiraled fast. First there was no house. Then there was a house. Then a dude showed up who may or may not be human, and casually offered me a potion that could "change my life." Not skincare, not protein shake - like, soul-altering, reality-bending kind of change. His name? I call him Wick. His deal? Suspicious. Mysterious. Possibly illegal in 9 dimensions. His vibe? 100% wicked. Now I'm stuck between babysitting chaos gremlins, surviving butterfly portals, and figuring out what the heck I just agreed to. ⚠️ Warning: Contains mild horror, major confusion, and one kid who keeps peeing his pants. ADHD storytelling style. Proceed at your own risk. Don't drink the potion. Or do. Idk. I did.

When a simple volleyball training trip turns into a chaotic vacation, six boys-exes, lovers, and emotionally unstable teammates-find themselves tangled in more than just blankets and footwork drills. Kenma just wants Wi-Fi and alone time with Hinata. Hinata is trying not to fight his ex (again). Kuroo and Tsukki? Definitely not hooking up behind the hot spring screen. And Kageyama? He's still emotionally constipated with unresolved feelings and too many protein shakes. Towels are dropped. Rooms get reshuffled. Secrets get steamy. And the only thing more tangled than the sheets... is the drama.

In the heart of Shibuya, an elegant Frenchwoman named Grimm runs the most legendary second-hand underwear shop in Japan-a place where rare lingerie is treated like fine art. Enter Kyoshi Smeraldo, a dangerously charming underwear thief who thinks he's too slick to get caught. Except... Grimm knows everything. Instead of exposing him, she decides to have some fun-by blackmailing him into the most absurd deal of his life. Now, Kyoshi finds himself trapped in a chaotic world of eccentric collectors, secret transactions, and questionable life choices, all while trying to survive Grimm's twisted sense of humor. A hilarious, fast-paced, and delightfully ridiculous tale of crime, capitalism, and lingerie.

This AU was constructed by me and a good friend on mine on Tumblr. What started as somewhat of a Teruteru Mastermind AU that has grown into something that we are both very proud of. We hope that you are proud of it too! Tumblr URL's Mine: @hanamurachan69 Theirs: @hanamura-dangan-kin

Melanie is just your average 19-year-old MIT student... until she gets hit by Truck-san and is reborn in the MCU. Instead of saving the world? She opens a chicken shop. In New York. Right next to Stark Tower. Because if the Avengers are going to fight aliens, they might as well do it on a full stomach. Now featuring: ✔️ Bucky the flour-carrying fry god ✔️ Zemo the ASMR TikTok chicken baron ✔️ Tom Riddle as your emotionally confused service king ✔️ Levi with a mop and a dream ✔️ And enough crossovers to break the space-time continuum 🍗🌀 Magic. Chicken. Chao ⚠️ WARNING: ● "No logic. No plot. No sanity." ● "Brain cells may be sacrificed." ● "Side effects may include sudden hunger, confusion, and falling in love with a fictional fry cook." Proceed at your own risk... or don't. Just know: This is the most important chicken shop in the multiverse. 🌀 "Saving the world? Nah. She's busy frying chicken." 🍗 "One girl. One fryer. Infinite chaos." 🤯 "Logic left the chat. Chicken entered." 🧼 "He's not a soldier. He's our janitor now." - Levi's New Era 🎭 "Zemo didn't break the Avengers. But he broke TikTok."

Just a bunch of random pictures I have that I might have to delete in the future so I'm putting them here so I can find them if needed. I've seen other people do this (it's what gave me the idea) so I'm not the original person that did this.

Random things (tw: extra cringy)