Zonnedout
A man woke up early morning, freshened up and visited different public toilets; he liked to talk to strangers irrespective of their interest in him. He just wished to empty his loneliness on people by paying for their ride to heaven.
It was during that time when people had no option but to listen to him. Bound by nature's call and in desperation to relieve themselves, neither could they move out nor could they shout, but listen to him with patience for they feared it might lead them into an unusual place. He usually ended up paying everyone's amount as long as he stood there. He continued with his conversation when people moved ahead, he just continued, at times, he blabbered about his daily job, a job which he truly loved but was very unsatisfied for some unknown reason.
He bitched about his boss - how she never showed up despite unlimited requests. People showed keen interest when he spoke about his love life, how he had fallen for a girl and saw her every day but didn't have the heart to ask her out. At times like these, he often stood quiet for some minutes, and just then someone would advise him on how to approach the girl or things that worked out for them. Some even went to the length of buying him a cup of tea and converse on how to take things ahead.
When people heard him out and advised him, he almost felt like home and enjoyed the little moments of happiness he could gather to spend his long day in a box of an abandoned building which he had to guard.